Clearly you should go in a car with the girls from my uni then ET.
One refuses to use her lights in the dark as she "might blind other road users", and when someone comes the opposite way she slows right down to about 15mph... Even on 60mph roads! She also won't pull out at a T-Junction until there is no traffic in either direction.
The other one drives like a nutter and stays bumper-to-bumper with the car infront no matter the speed or driving conditions.
And the final one managed to crash into the trolleys in the Tesco carpark a year ago, and then drove over a raised section at uni and wrecked the majority of the underside of her car, and bottom edges of the side panels and doors. She still hasn't got it fixed yet, and also hasn't driven her car since.
Which is why whenever I go anywhere around uni I drive myself, as then at least I know if I die, it's most likely to be my own fault, not somebody else scaring the s**t out of me.
