Bocked a mile to work this morning for the first time

Dark, slightly damp pavements, but intermittently lit by street lights

A guy watching me trot past, I'm lookig good

!!!!!! SPLAT !!!!!!!
Where the hell did that kerb come from

My legs couldn't work fast enough for a recovery so I did a Superman dive at the ground

Wristies saved me but my palm knuckles got a bit grated on the tarmac

Right leg and left palm now a bit sore, but nothing to major.
The main pain was a hurt PRIDE

GB...