Author Topic: most pathetic question asked while bocking. (Read 16965 times)

Nero · « **on:** March 14, 2008, 04:25:49 PM »

last time me and k-rock were out we were asked if bocks "were even legal, like are you allowed to be on them"
i think that qualifys as a stupid question, i know they arent meant to exist and all that but come on.
anyone been asked anything as stupid?

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:42:36 PM »

' are they real?'

Oh and to the question 'are they easy?' I now reply

'About as easy as your sister'

Dark Knight · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:46:18 PM »

Are those really real must be the most pathetic ones I've had . She then go on to say she thought compture graphic on the Ad

And I know you mean about Bocking !?
A Copper once asked me how fast could my motor bike go !?
"60 on the the main road 70 on a motorway" what could I have said !?
"I've been paced at about 135mph on a A road and I only noticed how fast I was going when we shot pass a van and it looked like it was doing 60 in reverse"

He smiled even he known that was the only answer I could give !

Nero · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:39:42 PM »

Quote from: Dark Knight on March 14, 2008, 04:46:18 PM

A Copper once asked me how fast could my motor bike go !?
"60 on the the main road 70 on a motorway" what could I have said !?

ha ha ha ha ha best line ive heard for ages, top marks dark knight

Jason · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:03:34 PM »

"Don't you fall over" or "Dosen't it hurt when you fall down"
Have got to be the daftest and the silliest is "Why" must be really dumb not to realise how much fun they are

Jason

English-tailor · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:42:05 PM »

I was once asked "What would happen if I pushed you over?" I replied " I would fall over, then get back up and kick you in the head with one of my hooves. Trust me that's gonna hurt!". They moved on quickly....

KentLee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2008, 10:16:55 PM »

lol ET well said i think the most stupid questtion i have been asked has to be "Excuse why are you so tall"
After hearing this i had to sit down on a wall till i stoped laughing..... at this point i looked up and the little chav had gone...........

Alt · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:04:40 AM »

'Is it dangerous?' I know that's not really a silly question. However I was sitting on my arse after a nasty fall holding my hand with my little finger bent over at an impossible angle with out it being dislocated or broken.

magzzie · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:40:53 PM »

how long does it take to learn and if i push you over can i have them witch i answerd firmly with a ill give you them for £135

stiggy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:57:41 PM »

Quote from: magzzie on March 15, 2008, 10:40:53 PM

how long does it take to learn and if i push you over can i have them witch i answerd firmly with a ill give you them for £135

1. To the first question did you answer "In my experience...about 2 years but im not there yet still" !!!

2. That is the worst come back you could have ever used!!

magzzie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:25:56 PM »

i was talking to a chav i was tired and it was raining and the kid who asked got kicked in between the legs cos he pushed me over and still tried to steal em

stiggy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:36:23 PM »

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GUTTED!!!!!!

magzzie · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2008, 01:18:29 AM »

Certianly he wasnt gutted par say he was more on the floor crying

Spud · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:58:48 PM »

lol did you get up tho?

hybrid_hex · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:48:00 PM »

I know its not bocking related, but was watching the Superbowl (american football) when my sister came in, It was the 3rd quarter, near the end of it, and 2nd and 10 (if you know what that means, if not I will explain) and she said the magic words . . .. 'how many quarters are there??'

stiggy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:41:24 PM »

Quote from: magzzie on March 16, 2008, 01:18:29 AM

Certianly he wasnt gutted par say he was more on the floor crying

your such a bulls**tter.....PLUS i was saying gutted to you!

Charlie B · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:07:15 PM »

Had lots of really positive comments from people in the Village when we go out.

Worst comment was probably the saddest " Whats the point" To which i replied , look at my face I`m smiling, whats yours doing?

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:23:16 PM »

to 'what is the point' the answer must be 'none whats so ever'

whats the point of watching a football match on telly, earning a hangover sk8 boarding train spotting a round of golf. No point whatoever but fun

Oh except golf which is the 'game of the devil' and football which is 'the team game of the devil'

Spud · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:31:44 PM »

there at least 30 annoying phrases or questions people ask while out and about. By the end of a day when people ask what they are or if they are them bouncy things I am like...yup I just get so fed up..each person wants the tour of the bock. Like no I cant be bothered...Now I have leaflets

thanks naz yay

Jason · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Charlie B on March 16, 2008, 05:07:15 PM

Had lots of really positive comments from people in the Village when we go out.

Worst comment was probably the saddest " Whats the point" To which i replied , look at my face I`m smiling, whats yours doing?

Nice one Charlie

That is the most polite way I have heard of calling someone a " Miserable moany old Git" I'll remember that one

Jason

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:09:02 PM »

or you get people who just want a pic of them, lol

Nero · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:06:23 AM »

Quote from: Bbmthbloke on March 16, 2008, 05:23:16 PM

to 'what is the point' the answer must be 'none whats so ever' whats the point of watching a football match on telly, earning a hangover sk8 boarding train spotting a round of golf. No point whatoever but fun

Oh except golf which is the 'game of the devil' and football which is 'the team game of the devil'

^^^that isht is like the golden budda bocking knowledge right there, although train spotting cant be "fun" can it?
but today i had three people ask me "are they real", at which point i took a firm grasp of their hand or arm and said "yep, look and me, in fact none of us hear are c.g.i."
we also had the very lowest I.Q'ed of all birminghams pcso's say "you know we are not sure yet if you are allowed to use them things as we have not worked out if they are a danger to public property yet or not"(we gathered she was talking about the police in genaral with that one) GOOD ONE, you wonder why real police dont like you cso's, but if thats the isht your spouting to the public its pretty clear why.

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:10:55 AM »

CSO's just want to abuse their power, and use it on you for no reason

Nero · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:15:40 AM »

yup, they the plastic police, hmmmm i wonder how they would get on with your fire

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:18:38 AM »

"you cannot do this here" - CSO
"I have permission from the police and council" - me
"you still can't do this here"

(pack up, walk 30 secs up the park path till cso's have gone, then return back to fire), lol

They hate me

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Author Topic: most pathetic question asked while bocking. (Read 16965 times)

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