Is that supposed to be serious? If so that's the biggest joke I've ever read!
One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
Errr, if they're competent they can just get around the AOL filter, it ain't hard!
Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
LOL. So my computer is now untrustworthy because it has components from loads of different companies? IT WAS SOLD TO ME LIKE THAT!
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services.
When something is DOSing it means it's simple, fools! And you don't DOS sites... thats ridiculous. DOS is a bloody user interface and operating system, not a web-based language.
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
ZOMG! I play FPS games, that instantly makes me a hacker and a psycho maniac intent on killing everyone at school!
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War
Buh... WHAT?!?!
Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.
Please excuse me whilst my brain melts...
Nice find Nero