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Offline Jason

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2008, 08:06:00 PM »
I'm getting Deja Vous again Toddy  :haha:

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2008, 09:47:41 PM »
well jason tell me when u get out of it, if you are alive or not

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #52 on: July 15, 2008, 10:00:20 PM »
I got Deja Vu once ..... or should that be twice  :-\   :biggrin:

We get Deja Vu sometimes because our brain see the image from our eyes one at a time. Sometimes the brain mixes the images up so thinks it's seen a image before ... Deja Vu  :thumbs:
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2008, 10:03:47 AM »
But you dont see things from like a week in the future like that surely???

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2008, 06:54:42 PM »
Thats not Deja Vu, thats premonitions!

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2008, 07:53:23 PM »
Thats not Deja Vu, thats premonitions!

Ahh yes but a week later it becomes Deja Vu   :haha:

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2008, 07:55:52 PM »
My dad sore the neighbours cat get run over outside their house. They where out so he ... scr***ed it up and put in a shoe box and buried it in the back garden and put a little cross on it.
That night when they came home he went round to tell them the sad news.
He went in the house and sat in the chair was the cat  :o

He'd buried someone else cat in the garden ( :-[ )   :biggrin:

They left it there it's funny but then again a cat did get killed  :-\

Notice how I include CATS and Deja Vu !?

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2008, 09:24:48 PM »
How does " Funny as heck" go from funny to "Deja vu ?...Not that I care,was just wondering :biggrin:.....Anyways I've noticed I usually go somewhere/do something when I'm dreaming, before I actually go there/do it.....Weird....

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2008, 11:38:19 PM »
wow, this has turned into a serious topic lol

quick, gotta change it

why did the chicken cross the road?
coz it felt like it



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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2008, 12:54:52 AM »
A little boy says to his dad one morning "what's that daddy? pointing at his father's crotch.
" Erm....That's my Hedgehog son" says dad...
"It's got a really big willy ain't it? his boy replied

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2008, 06:26:32 AM »
How do you get a football team in a mini ?

Get them to run round and round it untill their all in !  :biggrin:

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2008, 09:41:47 PM »
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home why not move 10 miles away?   ;D

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2008, 09:47:30 PM »
Did you know 48.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2008, 09:52:20 PM »
wow that's incredible...i always thought it was higher!
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2008, 10:36:07 PM »
wow that's incredible...i always thought it was higher!

Whoosh!

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2008, 10:52:49 PM »
I've told you a billion times not to exaggerrate!!!

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2008, 11:05:24 PM »
everything that you read on the internet is wrong
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2008, 07:46:49 AM »
everything that you read on the internet is wrong
 :banana:
Which means that :-
Not everything that you read on the internet is right ( as in the above statement ).

I don't get the joke ?

50% of people are below average intelligent.  :nana:

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2008, 12:01:30 AM »
So....A little penguin was driving along one day when all of a sudden his little penguin car coughed and spluttered a bit then conked out. He was fortunate in that his car broke down just a couple of yards from a garage,so he hopped out and waddled up to the mechanic who was under a car, and tapped him on the foot....

"'S'cuse me" said the penguin " my car's just broken down right outside and there's a big puddle of gooey black stuff under it,do you think you could have a look at it please?"

"Sure,just let me finish off this oil change and I'll see what's up.Can you come back in about half an hour?" replied the mechanic.

"Ok,is there somewhere I can get a drink while I wait?" asked the penguin.

"There's a cafe just up the road" answered the mechanic.

In search of refreshment, off waddled the little penguin and duly found what he was searching for,he pushed open the door, waddled up to a stool at the counter and hopped up. Being a little warm after all his waddling,he ordered an ice cold coke and a vanilla ice cream sundae.....After eating his sundae and drinking his coke,the little penguin paid his bill and waddled back to the garage to find the mechanic inpecting his car's engine...

The mechanic looked up from under the bonnet of the little penguin's car on hearing the patter of webbed feet and said

"You'll not be driving this anytime soon,looks like you've blown a seal"

"Oops! Sorry,it's kinda hard eating ice cream with flippers....So, what's up with the car?" said the little penguin..... :biggrin:
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