So....A little penguin was driving along one day when all of a sudden his little penguin car coughed and spluttered a bit then conked out. He was fortunate in that his car broke down just a couple of yards from a garage,so he hopped out and waddled up to the mechanic who was under a car, and tapped him on the foot....
"'S'cuse me" said the penguin " my car's just broken down right outside and there's a big puddle of gooey black stuff under it,do you think you could have a look at it please?"
"Sure,just let me finish off this oil change and I'll see what's up.Can you come back in about half an hour?" replied the mechanic.
"Ok,is there somewhere I can get a drink while I wait?" asked the penguin.
"There's a cafe just up the road" answered the mechanic.
In search of refreshment, off waddled the little penguin and duly found what he was searching for,he pushed open the door, waddled up to a stool at the counter and hopped up. Being a little warm after all his waddling,he ordered an ice cold coke and a vanilla ice cream sundae.....After eating his sundae and drinking his coke,the little penguin paid his bill and waddled back to the garage to find the mechanic inpecting his car's engine...
The mechanic looked up from under the bonnet of the little penguin's car on hearing the patter of webbed feet and said
"You'll not be driving this anytime soon,looks like you've blown a seal"
"Oops! Sorry,it's kinda hard eating ice cream with flippers....So, what's up with the car?" said the little penguin.....