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Offline Mini Ellis

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2008, 11:19:29 PM »
yeah or that ;) *HONK!!!!!!*
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2008, 11:33:33 PM »
Ha, i was about to say "*horn grab*!!!" and i realised that is basically another metaphor, much like "checking the knee straps" heehehehehe...hmmm, yeh so what were we talking about? :)
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2008, 12:07:22 AM »
ahah lol never thought of it like that =]

honky horny horn grab ;) or clutch ???


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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2008, 12:17:28 AM »
lol this chat is starting to sound abit adult XD :biggrin:

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2008, 02:20:41 AM »
my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2008, 02:22:38 AM »
Fat Penguin...Sorry,I needed to say something to break the ice....
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2008, 07:53:34 AM »
if u used any of them on me i would just laugh at u  :D :D :D



wayyyyyyyyyyyy to cheesy



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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2008, 08:07:58 AM »
Quote from: magzzie on June 29, 2008, 02:20:41 AM
my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away

magzzie thats the point of chatup lines...they never work....
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2008, 08:13:07 AM »
Quote from: lil-lozzi on June 29, 2008, 07:53:34 AM
if u used any of them on me i would just laugh at u  :D :D :D



wayyyyyyyyyyyy to cheesy



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That's the way most people use them  :biggrin:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2008, 12:02:51 PM »
Quote from: chocl8 on June 29, 2008, 08:07:58 AM
Quote from: magzzie on June 29, 2008, 02:20:41 AM
my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away

magzzie thats the point of chatup lines...they never work....

but if you asked them out straight away then they prob be like wtf, unless you were chatting for a while first...but cheesy chatup lines hardley ever work. xD

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2008, 05:57:25 PM »
depends how intoxicated they are as well... :P
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2008, 07:27:57 PM »
Ive got this new watch, Its supposed to be an MI5 trial make, and its telling me you earnt wearing any underwear! What do you mean you are??!! Damned thing must be an hour fast!
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2008, 07:34:34 PM »
'may i ask you a favour?'
'What?'
'May I kiss you?'

erm  soz to say  its worked a couple of times ---tho a long long time ago hehe
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2008, 07:44:31 PM »
What do you like for breakfast?? So I know what to cook in the morning.
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2008, 07:49:26 PM »
You've won the prittiest girl in the club and your prize is a free drink !?
What you drinking ?  :)
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2008, 08:01:02 PM »
Anyone heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson?? and his song for 1st dates . . . . . ?
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2008, 08:09:58 PM »
most bizzarr has to be what i got given in a club in southampton once. background i was cat sitting for my sister  but sat nite drove into soton. EEkked out 2 pints till 1200. Was dancing on my todd on dance floor an thinking --ill b off home in 5. When this woman comes up to me and says ' are you marrige?'   I replied 'no'  then I got  'would you like to meet my nephew?'

Lets say I 'met the nephew'
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM »
Quote from: hybrid_hex on July 11, 2008, 08:01:02 PM
Anyone heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson?? and his song for 1st dates . . . . . ?

I'd cut'n'paste lyrics here but it would be full of  :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2008, 08:43:02 PM »
Its fantastic! the song rules!
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2008, 10:30:10 AM »
do you have any irish in you, NO?
would you like some?

as a younger guy i used to straight walk up to girls and ask them to marry me, they laugh i follow up then get some:P
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2008, 09:48:28 PM »
hav u noticed that none of the girls hav any chat up lines  lol

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2008, 09:49:36 PM »
does nowt  for moi :D
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2008, 10:05:05 PM »
"Excuse me, how much does a Polar Bear weight?"
"I dont know"
"Enough to break the Ice, Hi, Im Rod."

I always did like that one. ^^
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2008, 10:20:18 PM »
Hey babe, how about you some and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up



   that's a good one lol
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2008, 10:24:18 PM »
oh and another good one


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