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Dark Knight

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2008, 10:25:34 PM »
Quote from: britishjord on August 06, 2008, 10:24:18 PM
oh and another good one


 Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want one more?
It's mostly fat there's no bone ?


Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you sleep with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say yes or maybe say
What if I buy you a drink will I get a kiss   :-* :biggrin:
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Offline Carma

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2008, 10:42:05 PM »
I am far to blunt for chut up lines.

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2008, 10:57:19 PM »
Quote from: Carma on August 06, 2008, 10:42:05 PM
I am far to blunt for chut up lines.

-Carma

I may know some but never use them.
I once got turned down for a date without asking her  ???
I was talking about her mate and she misunderstood  :-[
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2008, 11:02:57 PM »
If you're into suicide chat up lines (i know a few ppl that are),

Quote from: Dark Knight on August 06, 2008, 10:25:34 PM
Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you 'make love' with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say 'yes' or 'maybe'

then say, would you f**k me for a buck? We've established you're a 'ho-a', now i'm just negociating the price!! :D
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2008, 11:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Opal on August 06, 2008, 11:02:57 PM
If you're into suicide chat up lines (i know a few ppl that are),

Quote from: Dark Knight on August 06, 2008, 10:25:34 PM
Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you 'make love' with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say 'yes' or 'maybe'

then say, would you f**k me for a buck? We've established you're a 'ho-a', now i'm just negociating the price!! :D
Before you walk over to her you should make a will  :)
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2008, 05:16:20 PM »
On the night I met my wife,I asked her "If I kissed you,would you be offended?" Been married 4 years on the 14th! :biggrin: :biggrin:

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2008, 01:58:09 PM »
Quote from: lil-lozzi on August 06, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
hav u noticed that none of the girls hav any chat up lines  lol

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(  :angel:we just flash a bit of thy an weara low cut top :angel: )



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lozzi

SLUT!  Jks
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2008, 02:01:51 PM »
lmao hybrid ur very protective ent you u allways keepin eye on lozzi shes nearly 17 lool :biggrin:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2008, 08:11:09 PM »
im 17 in 9 days lol


leve me be big bro


( an im nt a s**t btw )



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lozzi
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2008, 08:36:49 PM »
 :haha: :haha: "Wanna shag me?" is usually the one that always works for the fairer sex :biggrin: That was joke....Hex, Leave the girl alone...Calling her a slut is an insult....That ain't a joke....

-Nobby
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2008, 08:39:48 PM »
do you take it up the s**tter never works !
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2008, 09:09:36 PM »
 :haha:
I wonder why? :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2008, 12:00:40 AM »
Quote from: PINHEAD69 on August 10, 2008, 08:39:48 PM
do you take it up the s**tter never works !


REALLY   :-\

i cant see why......infact im just gonna try it and hope  :thumbs:

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2008, 01:12:55 AM »
I couldn't be bothered to read them all lol! But if they aren't there i got:      ' Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you!'       'Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?' Haha!
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2008, 01:35:39 AM »
"Darlin', if Snap-on made tools like you they'd sell like hot cakes,I only have to look at you and my nuts tighten....." :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2008, 02:37:30 PM »
Quote from: Nobby on August 11, 2008, 01:35:39 AM
"Darlin', if Snap-on made tools like you they'd sell like hot cakes,I only have to look at you and my nuts tighten....." :biggrin: :biggrin:

Thats awsome!!
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2008, 02:50:04 PM »
im using tht one
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2008, 05:50:42 PM »
This is the longest chat up line I know.

Ah, come on, come on, let me tell you all about it.
We've got all the time in the world.
That's good,
That's nice...
I've been dreaming up a storm lately
Over and over again
And now I can't stop, can't stop...
Been dreaming about mirrors.Millions of mirrors.
An endless army af mirrors out of control, reflecting people to death.
To blindness and then death.
Oh and the mirrors kept getting larger.
They kept growing... swelling...
They kept spreading outAnd now I can't seem to stop them.
They're still growing and I can't seem to stop them.
I have to keep filling them up,
I have to keep feeding them
And they're still getting larger!And larger!!!
The mirrors have become vast and beautiful
And very, very hungry.
Hungrier than I've ever been.
Too hungry.
I no longer have any control over what they show me or what they see.
They decide themselves what they would like to reflect.
They won't obey me!!!
They create a reflection and thenI have to go out and find the real thing that matches it.
And almost always when I put the real thing in front of the mirrors
It's not nearly as beautiful as the reflection that came first.
And at that point I have to destroy the real thing
And go out looking again until finally
I find another real thing,A thing that does match what's inside the mirror
and which is truly worthy of the beautiful reflection that came first.
But I almost never find it.
And the mirrors get even hungrier.
Pretty soon now they're going to devour me.
They're going to swallow me upPiece by piece,Bit by bit, shiver by shiver, tremble by tremble,Sliver and sliver and splinter by splinter...
But you can help me, please.
They want you, please.
They've given me your image.
Before I ever saw you they gave me you image.
Please.I'd like to make you one of my reflections
And feed you to the mirrors.
Please.
They only need one more to fill them up
And if it were you I feel that they would be satisfied.As I would.
Please.You have such a beautiful reflection...
Don't ever waste it.
Now....
YOUR PLACE OR MINE ? 
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2008, 06:36:39 PM »
 :haha:  She''ll probably either fall asleep or think to herself "Freakin weirdo!" LOL!

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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2008, 06:07:31 PM »
Didnt even finish reading it, how the hell am I supposed to remember it!!
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2008, 07:12:25 PM »
Quote from: hybrid_hex on September 03, 2008, 06:07:31 PM
Didnt even finish reading it, how the hell am I supposed to remember it!!
I can it's easy it short.
Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds ( including the music and song ) it a a little more tricky ( Not done that one in years ).
But The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was nearly impossible, by the way I'm talking about the first radio series  :biggrin:
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #71 on: September 20, 2008, 09:02:17 PM »
that is good but i didnt under stand DarkKnights last comment
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2008, 07:14:56 AM »
I think he was replying here toaquestion on a totally different forum ;D

Oh and how about  'wop some skull on this biatch'
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #73 on: September 21, 2008, 08:18:08 AM »
My lips are a little dry, could I have a bit of your's ( Look at her lips and pucker up )  ;)


Walk up and just say
"Chedder ... Double Glouester ... Red Leicster and Stilton ! "
Wait and with a silly grin say
"Sorry that's a cheesy chat up line but I had to say something "  ;D
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Re: Cheesy chatup lines
« Reply #74 on: September 21, 2008, 10:36:30 PM »
Huh??? Cheese bad topic for chat up lines.

"can i take your photo oh damn your to beautifal to copy.... wanna go out?"

"its a nice day when your here now how about my place?"
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