This is a funny thread so I thought I'd give my two cents.
Have you heard the word of the week?
(No?)
It's legs...
(Um.... Ok)
Want to come help me spread the word?
**Pretty awful huh?**
I know a long one too sadly:
Hey, look I want to be straight with you, I've come over here and you can probably guess why, I like you...
We've both been drinking and who knows, we might really hit it off, in our drunken stupor we sleep together and get emotionally involved, maybe date for a year or two, get married, have kids, then I'll have to get a new job to fund their needs and I'll be working later and later, you'll get paranoid and think I'm cheating and then late one evening we'll start fighting. You'll say I care more for work than you, I'll say you don't understand what I'm trying to do for the family and eventually we'll divorce, and think about how hard our kids would be hit by that...
I guess what I'm trying to say is let's keep this physical, for the kids sakes, and hey if you don't like me think about how much easier it'll be tomorrow...
Both pretty awful right?
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