man Ive snapped my cash card, could I have a new one
cashier Certainly ( types up details), a few security questions, bit more typing, 'erm and how did you break it may i ask?'
man Oh the normal, I was bouncing around Portsmouth on spring loaded stilts when I jumped up and landed badly fell over and broke card'
cashier 'Ah, ye--eeeesssss, like that happens everyday'
man 'Erm well its how I broke the last one too'
