squeaky bocks, my on the fly solution

[Nero]

ok so we had some work yesterday, so the day before i stripped my stilts, replaced the bushes, and a few other pieces that need it, my bocks were like brand new, no wobble in the frame or anything.
so dont you just know it, 10 minutes into work and my right stilt starts screeching like a cat in a tumble dryer.
fortunately we were working at freshers week at aston uni, and what do freshers get given loads of? condoms and lube!
so i grabbed a pack of lube and tried to sort my stilts out, within 2 minutes of being back on them they were silent again, result.
so sexual lube on stilts for the win!
i wonder what pinhead would make of it

[dark-castles2]

I thought you were going to sujest putting a condom on it :p

DC

[CJ]

I thought you were going to sujest putting a condom on it :p

DC

remember children always practice safe bocking

[dark-castles2]

lol, not really that safe, they have a tendancy to split when doing something ruff

DC

[Biohazard]

That solution doesn't sound like it would last long, and it would be a bit weird for some of us younger bockers to go and buy lube for our Bocks.

[CJ]

lol, not really that safe, they have a tendancy to split when doing something ruff

DC

is that coming from experience DC im allways gentle with my bocks and leave the ruff stuff for somewhere else!

as the EAs would say "HONK"

[dark-castles2]

Borrow some of a parent :p or we can send you it in the post :p

Or Naz should bring in 'ProJump Lube'

[dark-castles2]

is that coming from experience DC im allways gentle with my bocks and leave the ruff stuff for somewhere else!

as the EAs would say "HONK"
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:p im not commenting


  experience

[Jason]

I use spray on silicon grease and it works a treat (On the bocks that is  )

Jason 

[K-rock]

twas a pretty epic solution. we also have video evidence lmao

[TomH999]

twas a pretty epic solution. we also have video evidence lmao

i wana see this vid lol...
and k your avatar still make me cringe everytime i see it

[darfgarf]

lucky gits, last year they did condoms for our freshers, this year it was cheap pizza >.<

[Jason]

DG how will a Pizza stop you getting preg   Oohh hold on I get it now the garlic 

Jason 

[darfgarf]

DG how will a Pizza stop you getting preg   Oohh hold on I get it now the garlic 

Jason 

well they were giving out free garlic sauce with each one...but i have no idea, this freshers fair sucked anyways, so we just sat around playing guitar hero and the new halo

[creepsy09]

you do realize that the people with the power to help you out in this situation are the same people who have been deleting your posts right?

[Hotdog]

you do realize that the people with the power to help you out in this situation are the same people who have been deleting your posts right?

I'd also like to say this topic as gotten way to suggestive for a family based forum .... Please remember the younger members ! Thank you .

[Spud]

you do realize that the people with the power to help you out in this situation are the same people who have been deleting your posts right?

I'd also like to say this topic as gotten way to suggestive for a family based forum .... Please remember the younger members ! Thank you .

The person you quoted is a troll of sorts. The thread is fine, like a kids film with adult jokes (they all have them). If a person doesn't know what a condom is then it's harmless. If they do then it's just a joke. Anyway, fun and jokes like this are pretty typical of the members *tut* and bocking itself. Nobody is forcing you to read or post here. If this offends you it might be better that you don't. This thread is clearly a laugh