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POWER BOCKING EXPERIENCE => Ouch I hurt myself… => Topic started by: Jason on May 29, 2007, 08:28:12 PM
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Well I really did it this time 8 screws and a metal plate what do you think of this one ( pics are before it was mended)
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and another
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Oh cool!!!!.......but very sad :-[ get well soon mate ;D
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Thanks Freak :)
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By the way do you lot know if anyone makes wristguards that start at the fingertips and stop somewhere near your ears ;D
I think I need protection
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lol......the motocross armour that i won does a really good job on protecting you i wouldnt reccommend anything else......apart from some sort of futuristic airbag which attaches to yourself....but they dont exist :-\
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lol......the motocross armour that i won does a really good job on protecting you i wouldnt reccommend anything else......apart from some sort of futuristic airbag which attaches to yourself....but they dont exist :-\
Pro Jump should design and make some, as soon as you start to fall, the airbags just open up and cushion your fall! ;D
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lol......the motocross armour that i won does a really good job on protecting you i wouldnt reccommend anything else......apart from some sort of futuristic airbag which attaches to yourself....but they dont exist :-\
Pro Jump should design and make some, as soon as you start to fall, the airbags just open up and cushion your fall! ;D
HA! im rich!!!!!.......your all witnesses it was my idea ;D
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first the horse riding thing now the wrist good luck for the 3rd thing to go wrong im supprised your wife hasent made a suit of bubble wrap :D :D :D :D
hope it get better soon
i can get big balloons to make a airbag thing LOL
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Freakazoid is going to be rich!!! I am sure that a bubble wrap suit may just pop!! ;D
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Sorry to pop your airbag Freak but one of the other zuric adds already has an airbag suit if I could get one I would ;D
Saw an old suit of armour in an antique shop trouble is it must weigh 150kg do they make 400kg+ springs ;)
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Not to worry i have plenty of other idea's.......like my unbendable leaf spring ;D
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You sure your not related to me Freak
I was once described as an " unsuccessfull trend setter "
and most people seem to listen to my ideas/plans and then wait arround to see the ensuing accident/disaster ;D
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You sure your not related to me Freak
I was once described as an " unsuccessfull trend setter "
and most people seem to listen to my ideas/plans and then wait arround to see the ensuing accident/disaster ;D
I think I follow suit, I always seem to have very unsucessful ideas!!! lol ;D
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hang on with our brains combined we can make somesort of invention that is only a slight failure.....hmm but what.... ???
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hang on with our brains combined we can make somesort of invention that is only a slight failure.....hmm but what.... ???
indeed what freakazoid, my dear friend!! 8) ???
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....... A RADIO CONTROLLED TOASTER!!!!!! wherever you go enjoy toast anywhere....well?? what are we waiting for .....TO THE PATENT OFFICE!!!!
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....... A RADIO CONTROLLED TOASTER!!!!!! wherever you go enjoy toast anywhere....well?? what are we waiting for .....TO THE PATENT OFFICE!!!!
Why don't wait at the patent office, and kill everyone who comes in with an idea, a get the patent done for us!! ;D
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i like you thinking ....its stupid and doesnt make sence.....the perfect plan ;D
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....... A RADIO CONTROLLED TOASTER!!!!!! wherever you go enjoy toast anywhere....well?? what are we waiting for .....TO THE PATENT OFFICE!!!!
Why don't wait at the patent office, and kill everyone who comes in with an idea, a get the patent done for us!!
Na the government/petrochem/KGB/CIA/MFI already does this and they protect there spot with zeal
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....... A RADIO CONTROLLED TOASTER!!!!!! wherever you go enjoy toast anywhere....well?? what are we waiting for .....TO THE PATENT OFFICE!!!!
Why don't wait at the patent office, and kill everyone who comes in with an idea, a get the patent done for us!!
Na the government/petrochem/KGB/CIA/MFI already does this and they protect there spot with zeal
Lets overthrow the government!! lol ;D
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lol!
Jason, just one thing...
How does the wife put up with you?
I think she really is a gem for not chucking ur projumps away by now lol
;D
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Na she's got me insured and you know I'm starting to realise she might be an angel
everyone says she' got a life sentence with me :'(
I mean the male nurse at the hospital had known me all of 5mins ( I might add on a bad day ) and he asked her how she puts up with me ;D
And that laughing gas is good I had the nurse hanging on my elbow and every time the doc pulled the arm straight and let go it would pop back bent
The wife and I were both crying with laughter they thought we were both mad ::)
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he he :D
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lol, I just hope that it is not a secret plan to kill you off! lol ;D
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lol, I just hope that it is not a secret plan to kill you off! lol ;D
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN!!!!!...........just joking we love you really lol.....(shifty eyes) :D
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The way things go around me there's no way there's any sort of plan ;)
This is true chaos I know I live here ;D
All I want is to make it to tomorrow ( forever of course )
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im the same my family have me insured
saturday i nearly blew myself across the garden with a gas bar b q and then burnt the hair on one arm on a garden wood burner
i can fire breath safely but its the rest of my life i worrie about
so i know how you feel
ps got to say i love the laughing gas :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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sorrrrrry mate i for got hows the wrist
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Thanks for asking I've had worse headaches but as I've been kicked in the head by a horse in the past I suppose thats to be expected
Talking about breathing fire I can just about get the wife doing it if I'm stupid enough ;D
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as long you do not do anything really, really stupid to get her going!! lol ;D
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It's so hard not to do stupid things I have a natural gift for it
( act first concider the consequences as they happen to you )
Anyway it's fun ( for other people anyway )
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Progress report I got the bandages off tuesday after 2 weeks and the Surgeon has done a really good job
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Two questions..
Does it still hurt? and have you brought some wrist guards?
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Yes and yes ;D
or not much and really good/expensive ones ;D
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You need to buy the full body armour too ;D
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hey just think, youve got your own built in wrist guard now with the metal plate and such :)
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why dont you buy one of those air ball things so you never touch the ground and you can still bock (sort of anyway) you can do flips easy just roll around you would never get hurt ;D
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It's so hard not to do stupid things I have a natural gift for it
( act first concider the consequences as they happen to you )
Anyway it's fun ( for other people anyway )
Jason you've not been reading my life story !?
Which includes chapters like
Buy a jet-ski then learn to swim
And
Motor biking ,Snake Pass in a snow blizzard !?
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bit like me young and stupid but i dont think about the consequence untill im either in a ambulance or mumm is shouting at me
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I think my best one so far DK ( and don't laugh ) is shoot myself in the foot ( no shoes ) with an air gun to see if it hurts
Points
1 Don't try this at home kiddies it's not big and it's not cleaver ( downright b***dy dangerous actualy )
2 Yes it does hurt an awful lot ( I limped for days ) ;D
3 If you really absolutely have to try this get someone else to shoot you then the can get more than 3ft away it might hurt less ;D
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was that with led pellets
if so i have to give itto you the prize for not just the most accident prone but the stupidest aswell
weel done jason you deserve it
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Thanks adzi I'll add that stupid award to the others I keep winning ;D
Yes it was a lead pellet and you will have to stand in the queue to call me stupid for that one and it is a long queue ;D
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what made you think that it wouldnt hurt shooting your self with a lead pellet could you not get led poisoning
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Well it's a long story but you asked
I was in bed with flu and I had bought the air pistol a couple of days before and not had a chance to try it
Before we go any further it was my own house and the room needed decorating so don't do this at home Parents don't like holes in walls
It was summer and a fly found its way into the room
Yes you guessed annoying fly , gun and a 500 box of wasted slugs
The next hour consisted of load wait for it to land, shoot, miss and start again
Then disaster struck I actualy got it a moment of guilt and then back to boredom
I then had the stupid thought that it wasn't very powerful (hadn't marked the walls much )so I covered my foot with the duvet took aim
When I told my neighbour the next day he said (after he had stopped crying with laughter)
that he had wondered where the scream had come from ;D
In my defence all I can say Is it seemed like a good Idea at the time ;D
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Well this top EVERYONE :o
I crushed the end of my finger off on a moped chain ! :o
The bike was on it's center stand the keys or in the ignition the engine swtich off. I was cleaning the wheel with my hand through the chain ( ALL the way through ) and I had the other hand on the wheel. My hand turned the wheel and stuck up the motor the chain snagged the cloth and I pulled my arm back out ....
The moped only stopped when about an inch of cloth went into the chain !? :o
Loads of poeple have run over the feet with cars but how many chop fingers off !?
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Ok DK your on ;D
I was hospitalised once ( 2hr op while awake and watching) due to severing the nerves in my R/H index finger in wait for it
A knife fight over the last bit of cake in the tea room at work
Two of us made a grab for a 15" serated bread knife (you know the one with the teeth about 1/4" apart ) and I got the sharp end
The other bloke had pulled it all the way through my hand by the time either of us realised
I can still feel it rattling along the bone on its way through
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Jason that just makes me cringe :-X
I am quite proud to say I've put a swingball pole through my leg though. I wasn't concentrating on what I was doing, rammed it down and next thing I knew it was in my leg :D
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just stop it NOW
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Sorry Q I forgot your dislike of gore ;D
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if we have to put up with crap English, Q must suffer gore.....it's only fair ;D
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OK ET for my next story ;D
Only joking ;)
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it werent me but my granddad chopped of his finger twice the same one with a hammer and chisel :-\ dont know how but he did ( he probably thought it was the wood he was marking