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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: aidanh1 on June 27, 2008, 10:04:34 PM
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hello all i ent been on here in ages been busy but hey that time in my life were i go out more often and try and pick up some female attention (yes means im not gay) :P
so i was thinking lets try some cheesy chat up lines :nana: :biggrin: :banana:
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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if u have any more chat up lines that you think are funny or cheesy post them so i cna add them to my collection for the nights out :P (btw i dont think ill eva actually use these) :thumbs:
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the old 1s r the best dam girl u must be tired coz u bin runnin round my mined all day
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Some really cheeky ones:
Nice legs....when do they open?
Do you have a mirror in your underwear because i can see myself in them?
Those clothes would look really good in a pile on my bedroom floor
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"Excuse me, heaven just called, they're missing an angel"
"do you have a map?....i keep getting lost in your eyes..."
^^^ classix! ^^^
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
I'll bet you £50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
I've load of dirty ones but kids read this site !?
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lol what like
lets play army men... ill lie down and you blow the hell out of me :biggrin:
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i just googled it and got this had 2 post it lol
Does this cloth smell of chlorophorm ?
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I might not be the only guy in here. But im the only one talking to you.
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lol guys have any of you ever used any of these chat up lines and if so what was the response :biggrin:
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For most of them i'd guess the response would be a hard slap, lol
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i just googled it and got this had 2 post it lol
Does this cloth smell of chlorophorm ?
that or does this taste like rohipnol - very naughty, lol
lol guys have any of you ever used any of these chat up lines and if so what was the response :biggrin:
my brother went up to this girl once and said "you're dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" - her dad was in prison for theft, much lolz!
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its sad to say but s few guys accually did try to chat me up with lines like thease, oh the funnyness
and another one to add
if you look at your keyboard 'I' and 'U' are together xD
Mini Ellis xx
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its sad to say but s few guys accually did try to chat me up with lines like thease, oh the funnyness
i hope it wasn't the chloroform one
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iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in ;) aint that right hannah
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lol. chat up lines wouldnt work with me. :nana:
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lol. chat up lines wouldnt work with me. :nana:
i know a challenge when i see one, lol (definitely only jokin)
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iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in ;) aint that right hannah
But greg that ONLY works if ur a topless binliner showing off on a hot summer day...
oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]
after buying a £150 pie xD
Mini Ellis xx
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iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in ;) aint that right hannah
oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]
Mini Ellis xx
lol yer u gotta work for your meat :P ;) ello cheaky
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"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
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iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in ;) aint that right hannah
oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]
Mini Ellis xx
lol yer u gotta work for your meat :P ;) ello cheaky
What meat ?!?!?!?!?
xD but that was a giggle especially when u called me to see if i was going to the sk8 park and i dnt know who the hell greg was xD and rthen getting them to push you up a hill is good, oh and after that you can bully them into having to lay in while being made breaky =]
oh and you can get them on blades and stilts...win all round xD
Mini Ellis xx
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"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
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ps, binliner ???
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i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??
binliner AKA Inliner - blader
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No chat up lines but how about a Proposal line
I need a really good trustworthy Groom to look after my Horses and I can't afford to pay you so will you marry me ?
Jason :Hoofies2:
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"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??
binliner AKA Inliner - blader
we can work out our camera angles later hannah ;)
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"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" :P
ps, binliner ???
i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??
binliner AKA Inliner - blader
we can work out our camera angles later hannah ;)
we can indeed we need to get the positions and the wall right first xD
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or our lift ;) :D
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yeah or that ;) *HONK!!!!!!*
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Ha, i was about to say "*horn grab*!!!" and i realised that is basically another metaphor, much like "checking the knee straps" heehehehehe...hmmm, yeh so what were we talking about? :)
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ahah lol never thought of it like that =]
honky horny horn grab ;) or clutch ???
Mini Ellis xx
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lol this chat is starting to sound abit adult XD :biggrin:
family website memba guys :nana: :thumbs:
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my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away
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Fat Penguin...Sorry,I needed to say something to break the ice....
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if u used any of them on me i would just laugh at u :D :D :D
wayyyyyyyyyyyy to cheesy
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lozzi
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my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away
magzzie thats the point of chatup lines...they never work....
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if u used any of them on me i would just laugh at u :D :D :D
wayyyyyyyyyyyy to cheesy
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lozzi
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That's the way most people use them :biggrin:
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my opinion is that i dont see the point in chat up lines just ask them out straight away
magzzie thats the point of chatup lines...they never work....
but if you asked them out straight away then they prob be like wtf, unless you were chatting for a while first...but cheesy chatup lines hardley ever work. xD
Mini Ellis xx
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depends how intoxicated they are as well... :P
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Ive got this new watch, Its supposed to be an MI5 trial make, and its telling me you earnt wearing any underwear! What do you mean you are??!! Damned thing must be an hour fast!
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'may i ask you a favour?'
'What?'
'May I kiss you?'
erm soz to say its worked a couple of times ---tho a long long time ago hehe
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What do you like for breakfast?? So I know what to cook in the morning.
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You've won the prittiest girl in the club and your prize is a free drink !?
What you drinking ? :)
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Anyone heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson?? and his song for 1st dates . . . . . ?
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most bizzarr has to be what i got given in a club in southampton once. background i was cat sitting for my sister but sat nite drove into soton. EEkked out 2 pints till 1200. Was dancing on my todd on dance floor an thinking --ill b off home in 5. When this woman comes up to me and says ' are you marrige?' I replied 'no' then I got 'would you like to meet my nephew?'
Lets say I 'met the nephew'
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Anyone heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson?? and his song for 1st dates . . . . . ?
I'd cut'n'paste lyrics here but it would be full of :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:
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Its fantastic! the song rules!
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do you have any irish in you, NO?
would you like some?
as a younger guy i used to straight walk up to girls and ask them to marry me, they laugh i follow up then get some:P
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hav u noticed that none of the girls hav any chat up lines lol
:nana: :nana:
( :angel:we just flash a bit of thy an weara low cut top :angel: )
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lozzi
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does nowt for moi :D
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"Excuse me, how much does a Polar Bear weight?"
"I dont know"
"Enough to break the Ice, Hi, Im Rod."
I always did like that one. ^^
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Hey babe, how about you some and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
that's a good one lol
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oh and another good one
Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want one more?
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oh and another good one
Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want one more?
It's mostly fat there's no bone ?
Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you sleep with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say yes or maybe say
What if I buy you a drink will I get a kiss :-* :biggrin:
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I am far to blunt for chut up lines.
-Carma
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I am far to blunt for chut up lines.
-Carma
I may know some but never use them.
I once got turned down for a date without asking her ???
I was talking about her mate and she misunderstood :-[
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If you're into suicide chat up lines (i know a few ppl that are),
Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you 'make love' with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say 'yes' or 'maybe'
then say, would you f**k me for a buck? We've established you're a 'ho-a', now i'm just negociating the price!! :D
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If you're into suicide chat up lines (i know a few ppl that are),
Walk up to a girl and ask
Would you 'make love' with a stranger for a million pound ?
If they say 'yes' or 'maybe'
then say, would you f**k me for a buck? We've established you're a 'ho-a', now i'm just negociating the price!! :D
Before you walk over to her you should make a will :)
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On the night I met my wife,I asked her "If I kissed you,would you be offended?" Been married 4 years on the 14th! :biggrin: :biggrin:
-Nobby
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hav u noticed that none of the girls hav any chat up lines lol
:nana: :nana:
( :angel:we just flash a bit of thy an weara low cut top :angel: )
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lozzi
SLUT! Jks
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lmao hybrid ur very protective ent you u allways keepin eye on lozzi shes nearly 17 lool :biggrin:
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im 17 in 9 days lol
leve me be big bro
( an im nt a s**t btw )
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lozzi
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:haha: :haha: "Wanna shag me?" is usually the one that always works for the fairer sex :biggrin: That was joke....Hex, Leave the girl alone...Calling her a slut is an insult....That ain't a joke....
-Nobby
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do you take it up the s**tter never works !
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:haha:
I wonder why? :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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do you take it up the s**tter never works !
REALLY :-\
i cant see why......infact im just gonna try it and hope :thumbs:
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I couldn't be bothered to read them all lol! But if they aren't there i got: ' Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you!' 'Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?' Haha!
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"Darlin', if Snap-on made tools like you they'd sell like hot cakes,I only have to look at you and my nuts tighten....." :biggrin: :biggrin:
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"Darlin', if Snap-on made tools like you they'd sell like hot cakes,I only have to look at you and my nuts tighten....." :biggrin: :biggrin:
Thats awsome!!
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im using tht one
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This is the longest chat up line I know.
Ah, come on, come on, let me tell you all about it.
We've got all the time in the world.
That's good,
That's nice...
I've been dreaming up a storm lately
Over and over again
And now I can't stop, can't stop...
Been dreaming about mirrors.Millions of mirrors.
An endless army af mirrors out of control, reflecting people to death.
To blindness and then death.
Oh and the mirrors kept getting larger.
They kept growing... swelling...
They kept spreading outAnd now I can't seem to stop them.
They're still growing and I can't seem to stop them.
I have to keep filling them up,
I have to keep feeding them
And they're still getting larger!And larger!!!
The mirrors have become vast and beautiful
And very, very hungry.
Hungrier than I've ever been.
Too hungry.
I no longer have any control over what they show me or what they see.
They decide themselves what they would like to reflect.
They won't obey me!!!
They create a reflection and thenI have to go out and find the real thing that matches it.
And almost always when I put the real thing in front of the mirrors
It's not nearly as beautiful as the reflection that came first.
And at that point I have to destroy the real thing
And go out looking again until finally
I find another real thing,A thing that does match what's inside the mirror
and which is truly worthy of the beautiful reflection that came first.
But I almost never find it.
And the mirrors get even hungrier.
Pretty soon now they're going to devour me.
They're going to swallow me upPiece by piece,Bit by bit, shiver by shiver, tremble by tremble,Sliver and sliver and splinter by splinter...
But you can help me, please.
They want you, please.
They've given me your image.
Before I ever saw you they gave me you image.
Please.I'd like to make you one of my reflections
And feed you to the mirrors.
Please.
They only need one more to fill them up
And if it were you I feel that they would be satisfied.As I would.
Please.You have such a beautiful reflection...
Don't ever waste it.
Now....
YOUR PLACE OR MINE ?
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:haha: She''ll probably either fall asleep or think to herself "Freakin weirdo!" LOL!
-Nobby
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Didnt even finish reading it, how the hell am I supposed to remember it!!
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Didnt even finish reading it, how the hell am I supposed to remember it!!
I can it's easy it short.
Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds ( including the music and song ) it a a little more tricky ( Not done that one in years ).
But The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was nearly impossible, by the way I'm talking about the first radio series :biggrin:
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that is good but i didnt under stand DarkKnights last comment
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I think he was replying here toaquestion on a totally different forum ;D
Oh and how about 'wop some skull on this biatch'
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My lips are a little dry, could I have a bit of your's ( Look at her lips and pucker up ) ;)
Walk up and just say
"Chedder ... Double Glouester ... Red Leicster and Stilton ! "
Wait and with a silly grin say
"Sorry that's a cheesy chat up line but I had to say something " ;D
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Huh??? Cheese bad topic for chat up lines.
"can i take your photo oh damn your to beautifal to copy.... wanna go out?"
"its a nice day when your here now how about my place?"
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This is a funny thread so I thought I'd give my two cents.
Have you heard the word of the week?
(No?)
It's legs...
(Um.... Ok)
Want to come help me spread the word?
**Pretty awful huh?**
I know a long one too sadly:
Hey, look I want to be straight with you, I've come over here and you can probably guess why, I like you...
We've both been drinking and who knows, we might really hit it off, in our drunken stupor we sleep together and get emotionally involved, maybe date for a year or two, get married, have kids, then I'll have to get a new job to fund their needs and I'll be working later and later, you'll get paranoid and think I'm cheating and then late one evening we'll start fighting. You'll say I care more for work than you, I'll say you don't understand what I'm trying to do for the family and eventually we'll divorce, and think about how hard our kids would be hit by that...
I guess what I'm trying to say is let's keep this physical, for the kids sakes, and hey if you don't like me think about how much easier it'll be tomorrow...
Both pretty awful right?
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Billy Crystal in City Slickers:
"I like your ass can I wear it as a hat?"
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Did it hurt when you fell from heven
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How about going up to someone and saying.
I lost my heart to a starship troopers !
Fancy a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in the Cantina Bar ?