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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Jason on November 17, 2010, 12:35:39 AM
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Wow
I go ofline for an hour and look what happens :Claugh:
I don't subscribe to any particular religion due to not liking the way most of them are political
I believe that all should be allowed their beliefs however unbelievable so long as they don't hurt anyone else (although I do like pointing out the odd historical inacuracy which can cause a healthy debate sometimes :Claugh:)
Christianity is an adopted religion that has its roots in the middle east despite many people acting like we invented it
And not sure but wasn't Jesus classed as a Profit in Islam if so maybe we should get with the update :Claugh: (like windows)
Now I quite like the idea of restarting Druidism :Cbiggrin: (I mean there would be a wild rush not to be a Virgin for a start :Claugh:)
Also those long robes cover a multitude of weight problems (might be a bit breezy in the winter though)
Hammy you've been a bit of a Clot mate but I think I understand what you meant religion isn't the problem it's the way that people twist it and use it as a weapon that is the problem
Ooh and you would have been better saying it's PC gone mad cause if it is true it was probably an Idiot thinking he was doing the right thing
Lets start our own Religion then we can all be
BOCKING GODS :Claugh:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Lmfao
I like the start our own religion idea !
What would we call it, bockism? :P
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Are we worshiping Alexander Boeck :P because in that case I play the my first name card and become the chosen one :D
DC
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How about the
Bocking Druids :Claugh:
That way we get the best of both worlds :Cbiggrin: (I think this could be bigger than the Banned Bockers :Claugh:)
So how many people do we need to get recognised (Jedi did it :Cbiggrin:)
So what do you recon Brother Aidenh and Brother DC :Cbiggrin:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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We should get those monk gowns with the big hoods but customize them to say Bock on Druid Style :P
But yes brother Jason I'm liking your idea of merging the 2 therefore we are are own gods ooooooooo.
Not Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Brother Jason, does that make meets worship events?
DC
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I would just like to say that
I am not a rasist some of my best friends are White..
( taken from a comedy sketch )
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Yes Brothers we are not meeting we are worshiping from now on :Cbiggrin:
I would like to put forward Wednesday as our day of rest and prayer (breaks the working week up)
So if you would inform your employers of your change of religion and explain that you will be unable to work on Wednesdays unless paid double time (the extra money is to appease the Bocking gods and must be spent on Stilts etc) :Cbiggrin:
But we do not believe in going against other religions so we will be also respecting the Jewish Sabath (Saturday) and the Christian day of rest (Sunday) both to be paid at double time and the money spent as above :Cbiggrin:
If all the Brothers are in agreement with this please say AYE :Claugh:
More ideas to follow
Brother Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Ps Naz can we have a little monk smiley please :Claugh:
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I don;t like Wednesdays now :(
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AYE
I agree to that plan jason :P lol
Brother Aidan :Cnotworthy:
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i'll be holding a sermon in the gym hall each wednesday =P
this week's collection is toward new crash mats, so that we may better educate our youth on flipping
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Brother Jason, do we not need a line like
'May the Bock be with you' (not copyright from Starwars) :P
Brother DC
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I'm all for paid religious holidays! ^_^ Will there be present giving?! How about Bockmas trees and chocolate Bocker eggs? ^_^ All religions should embrace chocolate!
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Wow we have a Post of our own :Claugh:
I wonder if it crept up on Moses like it has on me :Cbiggrin:
Sound like a good start DC and the reply could be "Bounce higher Brother/Sister"
Ok Brethren it sounds like we need a few Comandments :Cbiggrin: (I should be good at this :Claugh:)
1 Thou shall worship as often and for as long as you Want to/Can, indoors or out come rain or shine (bit like the US post :Csmile: )
2 Chocolate shall be forthcoming at all worship meetings in copious amounts as will be fizzy drinks etc
3 Post worship Alcohol shall flow like rivers for all who want it (and can pay for it (no freebes here :Cbiggrin:)) or during the meeting if you are a member
of such sects as "Skyhigh" who find they can worship better under the influence :Claugh:
4 Naz is hereby elected as "High Priestess" due to her closeness to the source of "PJ's" :Claugh: (If I'm in this so are you Naz :Cbiggrin:)
5 Each "Group" (as the worship groups shall be called) will concider all Bockers equal and try to help the less athletic amongst them to achieve better
worship
6 The "Flip" shall be met with a cry of "Oooooohh" and be concidered a very good form of worship as are all "Tricks"
Ok Brothers and Sisters hows that for a start
Brother Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Very good brother Jason, but commandment 5 will be very hard for brother DC to follow :L He is too simple to help for long ><
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To all
I believe that this is the begining of a major religion and this should be worshiped for years to come. The religion should be recognised by all.
Brother Hammy
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Brothers and Sisters of the Bocking druid religious circle !
I call upon your ears in the name of the Boeck and the Stilt and the Holy Beer :Cnotworthy:
I think we should actually have this as a new group it seem very much the new Religion :P
Did we deicide an actual name Brothers and Sisters :P
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'Bockism' we aspire when we die to go to 'Bockonia' were we get endless amounts of our loved stilts :D
However due to Q being the postman there it is always late delivery :D
(Love you Q)
Brother DC
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not to be fascist but
HEIL MEILENSTEIFEL!!!!
xx
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3 Post worship Alcohol shall flow like rivers for all who want it (and can pay for it (no freebes here :Cbiggrin:)) or during the meeting if you are a member
of such sects as "Skyhigh" who find they can worship better under the influence :Claugh:
Brother Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
I love this!
Aye, bockism.
Bouncer higher exalted family!
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the holy church of Risers!!!!
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Ok it sounds like the main vote is for "Bockism" :Cnotworthy: :Cnotworthy:
So we better start a list somewhere :Claugh:
Do we think the Club bit is a good place
Brother Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Indeed, however I vote Jason for 'grandmaster' and Naz for 'HighPriestess' all who agree say 'Bock'!
Brother DC
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BOCK!
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Bock!
So we have...
Naz - High Priestess
Jason - Grandmaster
Then the Brothers:
Aidan (me)
DC
Nero
Hammy
Squeeker
Then the Sisters
Are there any yet lol :P
If I have missed people out then please just like quote my list and add your self or others you know of this is just a rough draft haha XD
Aidan :Cwink:
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Aidanh Squeekers is a sister you fool! :P hence she has never posted brother Squeeker :D
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hey one bocking sister right here.
Do I have to swear oath to the Bocking God to be accepted as one of his children?
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Either that or to Grandmaster Jason :D
Brother DC
p.s. or you just have to own stilts
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Bock!
So we have...
Naz - High Priestess
Jason - Grandmaster
Then the Brothers:
Aidan (me)
DC
Nero
Hammy
Squeeker
Loki
Then the Sisters
Are there any yet lol :P
If I have missed people out then please just like quote my list and add your self or others you know of this is just a rough draft haha XD
Aidan :Cwink:
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oh and me then that'll make the riser raptors have majority control over the faith and the people mwahaha!!!...did i say that outloud......
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Lol :P that is never a good thing :D
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I now own all your souls mwahaha!!!... Opps shoudn'a said that yet :Claugh:
Well this is taking off well welcome all Brothers and Sisters
I'm not sure about this Grandmaster (sounds a bit like Grandfather :Claugh:) But I will accept it agedly :Cbiggrin:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Ok I know it's a double post :Claugh:
Thought we needed an Icon and as most of the other religions have crosses so shall we
Think I need to fancy up the outer circle a bit so this is the first draft
Anyway think it will look good on a T-shirt with the magic word "Bockism" under it
Brother Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Should have our names on the back like 'Brother/Sister' then the name
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Haha that is an awesome symbol you need like "Boeks spikey crown" :P like Jesus had as the circle that would look amazing and then like Brother Aidan , Bockism XD haha
would look amazing!
And i put squeeker as a boy because i looked on squeeker's profile it says male.. :Ctwitcy:
Aidan :Cwink:
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it does sound good
now all brother jason needs to do is make the bockmobile, since he has a landy, all he needs is the perspex box
and i like the symbles
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Jason what you should do with the symbol is...
1. Make the circle a thorn crown in black
2. the stilts that make the cross need to be like morphed together like a mirror image of 1 to make the cross stand out as a cross more
3. the skulls in the middle are a nice touch i think it should have like one big skull in the middle looking directly at who ever looks at the symbol :P
Sort of like a Dark Religion :P
Aidan :Cwink:
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how will we know if we meet another fellow brother or sister its not going to be like the free masons is it where you have to hop of one leg whilst flashing one of your nipples??? :Ceek:
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Hmmm.... I would suggest doing the same one as the freemasons but that be a secret that is not allowed to be said! :P
Brother DC
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humanist as i am ..if u dont mind ill bounce about 'faithfree'
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We shall convert him :P