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Title: on a lighter note
Post by: Bbmthbloke on November 24, 2007, 05:32:05 PM
Overheard today 

'dad'

'yes'

'can i have a £'


'what for'

'some chewing gum '   pointing at the vending machine on the wall.

I should point out this was the gents toilets of my local pub ---it was the condom machine ;D

father muttering as he ushered kid out

'youll be chewing them all nite'
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: Nero on November 24, 2007, 05:37:06 PM
ROFL thats class
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: aidanh1 on November 24, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
and that was Bbmthbloke's pub life in a nut shell ;D
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: magzzie on November 24, 2007, 06:24:34 PM
well that is funny there is a pub in BSE called the nut shell smallest pub in the world the y have a mummified cat hanging up and money from all over the world on the celling it has a small upstares never been up there though.

~Magzzie~
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: aidanh1 on November 24, 2007, 06:32:01 PM
and that was your fav pub :P ;D
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: Bbmthbloke on November 24, 2007, 06:38:49 PM
does it have a bouncer magssie?
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: hybrid_hex on November 24, 2007, 07:49:06 PM
The smallest pub in the world it in Norfolk, (sorry to dissapoint) and why were you hanging around in the gents???
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: gillybert on November 26, 2007, 12:56:24 PM
In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it :-[  They did larf.

(this was 30 years ago)

GB...
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: Dark Knight on November 26, 2007, 01:04:52 PM
In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it :-[  They did larf.

(this was 30 years ago)

GB...
What colours did they have ?  ;D
Title: Re: on a lighter note
Post by: Dark Knight on November 26, 2007, 01:12:51 PM
Back in the 1970s, we all had a good s****** at the Durex joke. Australians knew Durex as a brand of sticky tape but elsewhere in the world it was a condom. This created the premise for hilarious stories about cultural miscommunication. You know the kind of thing: Did you hear about the Australian tourist who went into a chemist shop in London and asked for "a packet of Durex, sticky on both sides"?
Or
The Brit in Australia asking for "A roll please " ( DIY  ;D )
"Extra large " (  :o Show off ! )

http://qbrand.blogspot.com/2007/04/are-your-harpics-showing.html (http://qbrand.blogspot.com/2007/04/are-your-harpics-showing.html)