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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Bbmthbloke on November 24, 2007, 05:32:05 PM
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Overheard today
'dad'
'yes'
'can i have a £'
'what for'
'some chewing gum ' pointing at the vending machine on the wall.
I should point out this was the gents toilets of my local pub ---it was the condom machine ;D
father muttering as he ushered kid out
'youll be chewing them all nite'
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ROFL thats class
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and that was Bbmthbloke's pub life in a nut shell ;D
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well that is funny there is a pub in BSE called the nut shell smallest pub in the world the y have a mummified cat hanging up and money from all over the world on the celling it has a small upstares never been up there though.
~Magzzie~
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and that was your fav pub :P ;D
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does it have a bouncer magssie?
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The smallest pub in the world it in Norfolk, (sorry to dissapoint) and why were you hanging around in the gents???
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In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it :-[ They did larf.
(this was 30 years ago)
GB...
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In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it :-[ They did larf.
(this was 30 years ago)
GB...
What colours did they have ? ;D
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Back in the 1970s, we all had a good s****** at the Durex joke. Australians knew Durex as a brand of sticky tape but elsewhere in the world it was a condom. This created the premise for hilarious stories about cultural miscommunication. You know the kind of thing: Did you hear about the Australian tourist who went into a chemist shop in London and asked for "a packet of Durex, sticky on both sides"?
Or
The Brit in Australia asking for "A roll please " ( DIY ;D )
"Extra large " ( :o Show off ! )
http://qbrand.blogspot.com/2007/04/are-your-harpics-showing.html (http://qbrand.blogspot.com/2007/04/are-your-harpics-showing.html)