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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Bbmthbloke on December 05, 2007, 06:14:13 PM
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Isnt it time? totally original or maybe new libretto to an existing score!!!
Maybe all the clubs do a verse banned bockers do chorus... downloadable by chrimbo ? ;D
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Sounds like a great idea, but I'd be hopeless at this ;D
Come on Quentin get the lyrics out hehe
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ok ill starT --ill want others to add
to tune of (star trekkin)
PRO JUMPIN PRO JUMPIN JASON SLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN AL OVER THE UK
PRO JUMPIN PRO JUMPIN KIOLA FLIPPIN KIOLA FLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN ALL OVER THE UK
SECURITY GUARDS ON THE STARBOARD BOW SECURITY GUARDS ON THE STARBOARD BOW
pRO JUMPIN PRO JUMPI JASON SLIPPIN JASON SLIPPINALL OVER THE UK
PRO JUMPIN PRO JUMPIN KIOLA FLIPPIN KIOLA FLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN ALL OVER THE UK
MAGGSIE BOCKIN BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT MAGGSIE BOCKIN BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.........
PRO JUMPIN PRO JUMPIN SPROG PONTIFICATING SPROG PONTIFICATING, MAGGSIE BOCKING BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT MAGGSIE BOCKING BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.....
KIOLA FLIPPIN KIOLA FLLIPIN
JASON SLIPPIN JASON SLIPPIN ALL OVER THE UK
SECURITY GUARDS ON THE STARBOARD BOW SECURITY GUARDS ON THE STARBOARD BOW
oK ORDER NOT QUITE RIGHT BUT FOLKS U GET THGE IDEA ADD LINES IT WILL BE PUT TOGETHER ;D
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hmm i can try and make one for u lol a proper song like i ent singing it ill right some lyrics and a backing track i need some names and things people like doing tho
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Wheres 'Carma moaning'
hehehhehhe!
-Carma (The Bocking Rocker)
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carma we want lines from al --think team up individuals and groups sing it then we splice it ---i not have technology/ well i do but just refuse cos think web is 4 other peeps to do the work
So can some1 post the 'startrekkin' vid to give peeps the propper idea
;D
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heres the vid for star trekkin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
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and these are the normal lyrics u can edit
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scr***e 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine room, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim!
Ye cannae change the scripting, Och, see you, Jimmy!
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Red Alert Red Alert
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
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well re captn kirk we have 'mistress Naz' but i reccon 10 days we can re work this. as individuals and groups sing it back then edit it intime 4 chrimbo --------
-----stage 1 ideas 4 lines go grrrls x
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well we need to adit the name mainly form the old one so we need to replace :
captain kirk - mistress naz
Lt. Uhura - kiola
Mr. Spock - sprog
Jim - jason for this ur called jay
Dr. McCoy - sx nutta for this ur called nutta
Mr. Scott - magzie
and can be instead of "Star Trekkin" "Pro jumpin"
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ryt so far ive changed the first bit still needs work
Pro Jumpin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Mistress naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the universe,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Heelies on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Heelies on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim
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teehee.. i like it Q.. need to get a vid of you singing it to the backing track of that song!! :)
my edit of that ....
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz'(ispazz).
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run in reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Heelies at six o'clock, six o'clock, six o'clock;
there's Heelies at six o'clock, six o'clock, NAZ :o
;D ;D ;D
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das it!!! we want lines lines lines
maybe becky looking pretty becky looking pretty dispite the broken knee across the UK
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Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion enwogion o fri
Ei gwrol ryfelwr, gwlad garwyr tra mad
Tros ryddid collasant eu gwaed.
Gwlad Gwlad,
Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad,
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau
English :P
Land of my Fathers, O land of the free,
A land of poets and minstrels, famed men.
Her brave warriors, patriots much blessed,
It was for freedom that they lost their blood.
Wales! Wales!,
I am devoted to my country.
So long as the sea is a wall to this fair beautiful land,
May the ancient language remain.
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jono u welsh tudors took over England -----then lost it
u aint gettin it back with baratone spit ;D
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I think Bbmthbloke should get to be the Captain of the ship because the song is his brain child and Captain Q has a ring to it ;D
And Jono, You sure you not swearing at us in welsh hehe, just reminds me when we were doing our A-levels at college and we use to take the "mickey" out of our English teacher in another language, use to come out with all sorts, last day of term he shocked us all by telling us he knew the language and found our jokes hilarious! ;)
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It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain
edit it plzz lol i stuck at this point :P
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Haha :D
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ryt i need bocking slang like
TIGGER - loner
i need more so i can add it to the lyrics ;D
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get loads of ideas then a song xx
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You guys will never match the version Pinhead done for us on radio bock.
Bocking all over the world!
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well i thought id make this that everyone can add to its a moded version that needs a little bit more work but it keeps the normal lengh of the song so the backing track will work and everything keeps its rhyme ;D
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run reverse.
Banned Bockers, report.
There's Heelies at Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Analysis, Riser Raptors.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly Runnng forward, still can't run reverse.
Medical update, Welsh Bockers.
It's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Starship Captain, mistress naz:
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, bock 'em off, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, and People are Bocking worse!
Engine room, Jurassic Jumpers:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, NAZ.
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill; Magzie, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's dead, NAZ, dead, NAZ, dead.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock NAZ!
Ye Cannae change the springs, Och, see you, NAZ!
It's worse than that, it's Heelies, NAZ.
Bridge to Bocking room, Bounce factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll Bottom out, Cap'n!
Red Alert Red Alert
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run reverse.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly Running forward, still can't run reverse.
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we will matt that was donr 4 'u' not by us for us :police:
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Its FUN
Does it matter whats better or worse ;D :P
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Boldly Running forward, still can't run reverse.
its 'Run IN Reverse' .. i think that fits and sounds better :D
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if u listen to the song run in reverse would mess the timing for the next few words and mess the rhyming up :P
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noo.. i know the song too well. and say it quick. . it just fits :)
nevermind lol .. only being picky
whos going to sing it all on vid for us then?!! :D
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diffrent groups have diffrent lyrics to sing if u read the list banned bockers sing first bit then its another group and so on
but i see ur pikyness has rubbed off on me and i changed the lyrics to what u specifyed and changed a few more asswell :P
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What bout Essex Power Bockers? We're the biggest bocking group! Can we be in it somewhere? :)
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Yeah just add your lyrics in anywhere change whatever you want and make it what you want ;)
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cool - ill give it a go - but lyric writing isnt a strong point!
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Mine either I'm totally crap at this sort of thing but I'll have a go too in a bit :)
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well becky big aintnesessarily best but i guess there could be aline about elton abusng the floor :o)
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Cool he will appreciate that! :) any other suggestions?
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boun d to b loads ;o)
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Seeing as the bit about heelies comes in twice....
"Banned Bockers, report.
There's Heelies at Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Analysis, Riser Raptors.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, jumping crates;
EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly Runnng forward, still can't run reverse.
;D
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Easy with the usage of Mistress - people (like myself :angel:) inclined to the darker side of things might consider Naz as something of a 'dabbler' herself!!!
;) :o
-Carma (The Bocking Rocker)
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Id rather be Captain
why cant women be Captains ???
But I still think it should be Captain Q ;D
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Isnt it time? totally original or maybe new libretto to an existing score!!!
Maybe all the clubs do a verse banned bockers do chorus... downloadable by chrimbo ? ;D
I did something like this a bit back on "music to listen to" !?
http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=751.0 (http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=751.0)
Here's one of the songs I did :)
We'll be singing
When we're spring
We'll be singing
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
Bocking the day away
Bocking the day away
I do a front flip
I do a back flip
I do a high jump
I do a scissor kick
I sings the songs that remind me of the good times
I sings the songs that remind me of the better times
"Oh Alexander, Alexander, Alex Boeck..."
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
Bocking the day away
Bocking the day away
I do a front flip
I do a back flip
I do a high jump
I do a scissor kick
I sings the songs that remind me of the good times
I sings the songs that remind me of the better times
"Don't cry for me, next door neighbour..."
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
We'll be singing
When we're springing
We'll be singing
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Oh yeah I remember that one and singing it out
....and I'm sure I broke some windows in the house :-[
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A new one I've just done ( now ) for Xmas
Bocking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas party Bock
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear PJ's springing
"Let's be jolly; Bock around the hall but mind the holly !? "
Bocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's bouncing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
bocking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit spring
Later we'll have some hot mince pies
and we'll do some back flipping
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear PJ's springing
"Let's be jolly; Bock around the hall but mind the holly !? "
Bocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's bouncing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
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haha naz u cant be any worse than me when it comes to singing :P
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I am the worst, when it comes to singing!! lol :police:
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Id rather be Captain
why cant women be Captains ???
But I still think it should be Captain Q ;D
Well you can be a Captain (No gender heirarchy in the Banned all Equal)
As founder member I hereby promote you to Captain Naz of the Banned Bockers ;D
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yay! Someone listened to me ;D
Thanks Jason!
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haha Captain Naz it suits u ;D welcome aboard Captain! :police:
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all hail captain naz
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Also check out the trick names (http://www.swebounce.com/powerisertricks.php) done by swebounce which includes Kiola's Checking for gum!
Fine for "Powerisers" !?
Bocker Noun: Person who uses Powerisers.
Bocker Noun: Person who uses Power Bocks ( it is POWER bock ? ).
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I think it was written before the terms Powerbocking, Bocking, Power Bocks were widely used. Iniatially only PoweriSers were available to the mass market. Hence some people will still refer to the sport as PoweriSing!
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I think it was written before the terms Powerbocking, Bocking, Power Bocks were widely used. Iniatially only PoweriSers were available to the mass market. Hence some people will still refer to the sport as PoweriSing!
Now that would be usefull to add to the manual a dictionary :)
And I'll always call them BOOTS ! ;D
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I reckon we can make our own Dictionary and we can give credit to the original guy too
What do you think?
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I reckon we can make our own Dictionary and we can give credit to the original guy too
What do you think?
Yeah we could do!!
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I'll make another post for it as we dont want to go off topic on Quentins Chrismas song ;)
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hey guys ive taken mostly all of your ideas and come up with the song ;D so if u like it plz say so if tis missing somthing plzz post in and ill make the changes :laugh:
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run in reverse.
Banned Bockers, report.
There's Heelies at the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies at the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Analysis, Riser Raptors.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, still can't run in reverse.
Medical update, Welsh Bockers.
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Starship Troopers, Essex Bockers
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, bock 'em off, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, and People are Bocking worse!
Engine room, Jurassic Jumpers:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, NAZ.
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill; Jason, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock NAZ!
Ye Cannae change the springs, Och, see you, NAZ!
It's worse than that, it's Chavs, NAZ.
Bridge to Bocking room, Bounce factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll Bottom out, Cap'n!
Red Alert Red Alert
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run in reverse.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Mistress Naz.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, still can't run in reverse.
still looking for a backing track guys :P
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LOL I thought you agreed it would be Captain Naz lol
Oh better still Captain Q ;D
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hmm good point i forgot to change that bit :-[ should projumpin across the UK on the scary tarmac under captain Naz! ;D
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also I think you could change the heelies bit to something for all the different groups like what cho8 suggested with the EA Bock'a and the crates thingy
You're quite good with this aren't u ;D
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I'm ok cant say I'm the best but ill see what i can do for all the different ones :P
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BTW Naz can word documents be put into a chat so i dont have to take up all this room people can just click on it
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you can attach it but its probly better just to take up room on the forum lol as its easier to read! dont worry think we have enough bandwidth hehe
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OK :P
Rght Ive edited the captain bit and added ea bockers into the mix anything else i may of missed please don't hesitate and tell me ;D
Pro Jumping' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Captain Naz
Pro Jumping' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run in reverse.
Banned Bockers, report.
There's Heelies at the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies at the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Analysis, Riser Raptors.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
The EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, jumping crates;
The EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, NAZ.
Pro Jumping' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Captain Naz
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, still can't run in reverse.
Medical update, Welsh Bockers.
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
It's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, NAZ.
Starship Troopers, Essex Bockers
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
The EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, jumping crates;
The EA Bocks a' jumping crates, jumping crates, NAZ.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Captain Naz
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, and People are Bocking worse!
Engine room, Jurassic Jumpers:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, NAZ.
Ah! We come in peace, bounce to kill, bounce to kill, bounce to kill;
we come in peace, bounce to kill; Jason, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ;
it's worse than that, he's a chav, NAZ, chav, NAZ, chav.
Well, it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, NAZ, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock, Six o’clock;
there's Heelies on the Six o’clock, Six o’clock NAZ!
Ye Cannae change the springs, Och, see you, NAZ!
It's worse than that, it's Chavs, NAZ.
Bridge to Bocking room, Bounce factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll Bottom out, Cap'n!
Red Alert Red Alert
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Captain Naz
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward 'cause we can't run in reverse.
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
On the Scary Tarmac under Captain Naz
Pro Jumpin' across the UK,
Boldly running forward, still can't run in reverse.
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Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, NAZ.
Don't know about that !? I'm giving it a bash ! ;D
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good lad i tryed but nothing rhymed ;D