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Title: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 12:05:14 AM: I was just looking at the stats for this site and the guys outnumber the gals by a ratio of 5.8 -1 (how do you get .8 of a bloke?)... So why is this pondered I....Just a passing thought,but I wondered why nonetheless....And then it came to me....Boobs....Inertia's a funny thing! :biggrin: :biggrin: Not only is the female bocker "top heavy" but prone to being whapped in the mush upon landing! :biggrin: Two words ladies...Sports bra!!!!! :thumbs: :thumbs:

-Nobby
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 01:29:03 AM: Well, I would say that's an excellent observation and an even better solution!
I'm sure all would agree that the bocking community would increase tenfold with the addition of more females. :P

Shyatt ;D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Becky on June 13, 2008, 01:52:35 AM: I think there are more girls around, they just dont join the forums :) We have at least 20 female bockers in essex!
Liking the observations tho, lol
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Dark Knight on June 13, 2008, 06:33:31 AM: In the last year the ratio as changed from 1 in 8 down to 1 in 6 !
More girl are joining !
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM: Nobby...you are smart!! LMAO! I am a girl... I think!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 10:57:16 AM: Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I am a girl... I think!

:D
Why so unsure spud? ;D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:00:56 AM: Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I am a girl... I think!

:D
Why so unsure spud? ;D
Not sure..I do only have 2 legs :biggrin:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:03:22 AM: Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I am a girl... I think!

:D
Why so unsure spud? ;D
Not sure..I do only have 2 legs :biggrin:

OMG!
What a freak!
That means you only have to buy ONE pair of bocks! :o

lol...
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:27:47 AM: Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:03:22 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I am a girl... I think!

:D
Why so unsure spud? ;D
Not sure..I do only have 2 legs :biggrin:

OMG!
What a freak!
That means you only have to buy ONE pair of bocks! :o

lol...

Do they sell bocks as ego extensions then?
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:32:05 AM: Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:27:47 AM
Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:03:22 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I am a girl... I think!

:D
Why so unsure spud? ;D
Not sure..I do only have 2 legs :biggrin:

OMG!
What a freak!
That means you only have to buy ONE pair of bocks! :o

lol...

Do they sell bocks as ego extensions then?

:D
They only start at XL though
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:33:52 AM: LOL :laugh:

:spudT:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:39:29 AM: Well wasn't that great :P
I'm proud of that little comeback :D
I never get those.
lol
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:48:02 AM: Aww 8) Did it today tho..

To avoid any confusion

I AM A GIRL!!! I AM A GIRL!!! I AM A GIRL!!!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 11:49:55 AM: So one question Spud...
Are you a boy or a girl ???

;D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 11:55:41 AM: You are asking for trouble :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: look left of this!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 12:01:39 PM: I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl then... ???
Because girls are always temperamental. :D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:26:02 PM: B**CH lol. I seriously am a girl :)
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 12:27:02 PM: Is that your final answer ?
Or would you like to ask the audience?

;D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:32:20 PM: You are a little S**t :nana:

but since you offered lets bring some other people into this...I would like to ask the audience
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 12:40:23 PM: Hehe ok then :D

Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:32:20 PM
You are a little S**t :nana:

EXCUSE ME! I just wanted to clear this up!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:45:11 PM: Quote from: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 12:40:23 PM
Hehe ok then :D

Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:32:20 PM
You are a little S**t :nana:

EXCUSE ME! I just wanted to clear this up!

Lol just funny...you were on a roll...cant win lol
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 12:47:30 PM: :D
I'll settle for the fact that you're female.
I'll just have to take your word for it lol. ;D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 12:54:59 PM: *sighs* :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: How can I prove it? Ah ha...looks in gallery...although with a skid lid dont think it helps
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 01:01:03 PM: Well if you've got any clips of you bocking, it's easy to tell whether you're a girl...

If you jump like a girl then it's obvious :D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 01:08:02 PM: I have..on my facebook. i jump like a girl...I suck lol
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 01:10:18 PM: Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 01:08:02 PM
I suck lol
Isn't that what girls are meant to do :D

Couldn't resist saying that!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 01:18:22 PM: Grrr LOL
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 13, 2008, 01:20:30 PM: Don't get me wrong... i like girls lol
I'm just very bored... and as i posted somewhere yesterday, i have to amuse myself...
:D
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Bbmthbloke on June 13, 2008, 04:25:00 PM: fortunatly the JJ's aint too choosey --and we have a member who is quite 'game'
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 05:46:23 PM: Quote from: Spud on June 13, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
Nobby...you are smart!! LMAO! I am a girl... I think!

Heheh! Do you get "bocker's nipple"? :biggrin:

-Nobby
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Bbmthbloke on June 13, 2008, 05:49:04 PM: If you ask nicely :o
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Spud on June 13, 2008, 06:03:47 PM: You guys LOL
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 08:05:12 PM: What have I done?!!!! Glad the (it would seem) humourous 1st post bought smiles! On a really bright note,my PJ's are finally on their way....Pro Jump must REALLY hate me now!!!! 2 phone calls and 2 e-mails later,the dosh is gone from my bank account! Kick -ass!!!!!

Hope you all have a great weekend peeps,if ya got 'em,bounce....If y'ain't got 'em,well,y'can't! :rolleyes:

-Nobby
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Jelly on June 13, 2008, 11:20:07 PM: To stop my jellys from jiggling i wear 2 bras, it fixs them fast, i think! :P jelly x
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 11:33:32 PM: Quote from: Jelly on June 13, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
To stop my jellys from jiggling i wear 2 bras, it fixs them fast, i think! :P jelly x

And in the presence of women's libbers who like burning their "supportive friends", Gaffer tape will suffice Jelly! :biggrin:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 11:43:19 PM: Oh and a word of warning....Don't go too high with the tape... I'm not really your "Back,sack and crack" kinda guy, so be careful when you strap 'em down...Might land up with "pits and slits"...sorry...Stilts... :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Shyatt on June 14, 2008, 01:35:21 AM: Quote from: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 11:43:19 PM
Oh and a word of warning....Don't go too high with the tape... I'm not really your "Back,sack and crack" kinda guy, so be careful when you strap 'em down...Might land up with "pits and slits"...sorry...Stilts... :biggrin: :biggrin:

wow all these bodily features...
and they rhyme!

that's the only part of that post that amused me :biggrin: :thumbs:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 25, 2008, 01:22:57 AM: Quote from: Shyatt on June 14, 2008, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Nobby on June 13, 2008, 11:43:19 PM
Oh and a word of warning....Don't go too high with the tape... I'm not really your "Back,sack and crack" kinda guy, so be careful when you strap 'em down...Might land up with "pits and slits"...sorry...Stilts... :biggrin: :biggrin:

wow all these bodily features...
and they rhyme!

that's the only part of that post that amused me :biggrin: :thumbs:

And we all know that you're easily amused....I think that's called "Poetic justice"? :banana: :biggrin: :nana:
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nero on June 25, 2008, 08:25:12 PM: sports bras and bocks nooooooo
drunken somehow always manages to get some well "stacked" ladies on his stilts, we got video evidence and they bouncy.
i love the female form soo much.
females you all rock!!!!!!
Title: Re: More dudes than dude-ettes....
Post by: Nobby on June 25, 2008, 08:47:15 PM: :haha: :haha: Ladies and gentlemen, Nero is NOT gay,I repeat NOT gay! He's a Lesbian....Just like me....I love women too!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

-Nobby