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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: mafiaman on August 14, 2008, 08:45:34 AM
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck norris had s*x with a tractor : 9 months later optimus prime was born.
Chuck clapped : big bang , Chuck dropped a stone : big asteroid that killed the dinosaurs , Chuck laid a turd : France.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can open a closest thn lock the closet and still end up inside.
Chuck Norris has an arm-wrestle with superman , the loser had to wear his under wear ovr his trousers
Chuck Norris is so fast that his shadow drives a ferrari
There is no theroy of evolution , there is a list of animals that Chuck Norris lets live
Chuck Norris Jumped in a swimming pool , he didnt get wet... the swimming pool got chucknorrised
just a list of afew i know
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Chuck Norris Can touch MC HAMMER
Chuck Norris doesn'e read books, he stares at them untill he gets the information he requires
Chuck Norris drives an ice-cream truck covered in skulls
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000 (I did that on my science GCSE for the questions i didnt know) i am so retarded
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
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CHUCK NORRIS THE LEDGEND !!!!!!
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Chuck norris is so awesome his chin is actually a fist.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the :censored: down.
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MR T PITTYS THA FOOL ...... CHUCK NORRIS RIPS THE FOOLS HEAD OFF !! :biggrin:
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch the back of his own head.
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i have to say that the chuck norris page is the best thread i hav ever seen.. and great chuck facts guys
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haha your right there jord there is no disabled people in the world only people who have felt the wrath of chuck norris !! :biggrin:
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jesus was the king of kings... Chuck norris was the king of kings of kings
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the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris be for he gose to bed !!
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i have just found possibly the greatest website ever
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
chuck norris
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Just one question
Who's this Chuck Norris bloke :haha:
Jason :Hoofies2:
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Just one question
Who's this Chuck Norris bloke :haha:
Jason :Hoofies2:
sorry .. what did you just say...who's chuck norris?....WHO'S CHUCK NORRIS!.. find out where he lives and go and ask him or just visit
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new.html
( chuck realy is a white matial arts guy who lost to bruce lee when they had a fight in the coloseum ( chuck would win in real life )
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See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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jesus makes water into wine, Chuck makes wine into beer!
jesus may walk on water, but Chuck walks on jesus hahahaha
Jack
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it is rumored that one day chuck norris will actully cry... last time that happened the people of atlantis were'nt very happy :)
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ahhhhhhhhhhh not chuck ii cant get away from him anywhere
its all my m8s at college will talk about
please kill me
lozzi
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omg who is chuck norris u have not lived my friend he is the hardest man on this plannet and more i hear he is a lil ginger kick boxing man who is hard as f**k :biggrin:
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ok guys and girls, try this one, log onto google, type in 'find chuck norris' and see what you get . . .
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http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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haha yer on feeling lucky see even google knows who is boss !!!!! :biggrin:
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chuck norris owns google.. and microsoft... and mcdonalds.. and the bible.. and the pope.. and america .. did i mention that chuck might read this and hunt all those who question his leadership ... be afraid.. be very afraid :scool: :scool: :scool:
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Only joking of course I know who Chuck is
But to be honest there is one thing that can beat him ACTING :haha: he could never get a handle on that
Having said that he acts better than Sly Stallone :haha:
That should set the cat among the pigeons :biggrin:
Jason :Hoofies2:
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Jason, how dare u disrecpect chuck... one day you will wake up and see a bug hairy foot coming at ur head at over 400mph.. we will see who can act then >:(
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Not in the slightest worried Britishjord
I work in the theatre darlings and that is scarry
Our old stage door keeper (dead now god rest his soul) was asked once by an ex Para
" Could you kill a man "
"Eventually Darling Eventually" he replied with a distant look in his eyes and a rye smile
Now that is scarry :haha:
Jason :Hoofies2:
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CHUCK NORRIS votes for average joe's gym.
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chuck norris is possibly the greatest being that has ever existed do u know thata ben stillers double has played him ever since the screening of dodgeball.. nobody says f**k you chuck norris and get's away with it >:(
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THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS :thumbs:
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In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and told it to get a job. Thats how the universe was made
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now it all makes sence !! :biggrin: