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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Gixer on December 17, 2008, 08:02:47 PM
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Genius :D
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I shall post the same comment I did on facebook...
Er... What? LOL
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i like it
where did you borrow it from?
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Nice try Gixer BUT
Summer solstice is a Druid religious holiday
So your on your way to a 3-4000 yr old law suit from the Driuds (they used to sacrifice but got with the times some 2000 yrs ago) :haha:
And the "Church" took a dislike to the celebration of all such Pagan going ons a while back so you might be subject to a bit of roasting at the stake also :haha:
Just to prove the point of you post "Ya just can't win nowdays" someone always takes offence (just hope they don't take the Gate as well :biggrin:)
Jason :Hoofies2:
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Well put and I offer you the same in return .
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/Dark-Knight/ARDK1/44e53961.gif)
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DK which ones rudolph :P
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DK which ones rudolph :P
The one around the back of the tail !?
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Happy Holidays (USA)
have fun get wasted (GB)
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Yeah the Summer error has already been pointed out. Bugger :biggrin:
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Rather then starting a new thread, I going to use this one to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I'm doing it now as I'm going home in the next couple of days and and not sure when I'll be back online! Hope to see you bocking somewhere in the new year! :thumbs:
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Some pagan religious leaders have refused to accept the new, more politically correct greetings of "Merry Christmas" in lieu of retaining the more traditional and ancient customs of "Blessed Earth Mother Earth Night", or "Happy Modrenect".
Myself I religion Jedi be.
http://www.jedichurch.org/