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Members Lounge => General Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Jason on April 15, 2009, 10:02:07 PM
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Ok I thought about putting this in the injurys section but it wasn't that serious so settled on here
I am suffering from an alergic reaction to Stored Energy and Stupidity
I am in the middle of designing something (more when its done) and had to test some bungee cord
Now what I needed to know was how much it stretched before it hit the solid spot (no more stretch)
The method of the simple test was to hold both ends of the 2 metre bungee ( doubled up to 1 metre) one end in each hand
while sitting down I hooked the middle of the bungee over my foot and pulled up towards myself untill it stopped stretching
Now a few of you might be thinking that this dosen't sound like a good idea and I now realise this
The bungee slipped of my foot and as I had my hands either side of my head you can imagine the result :Claugh:
The left side of my top lip and the right side of my bottom lip came up like balloons and both of my cheeks soon followed I've also got a loose tooth (and a loose screw some would say :Claugh:)
I spent about an hour last night with an ice pack stuck on my face and drinking was hilarious (ever been to the dentist :Cbiggrin:)
The moral of this story is don't slap yourself in the face with a bungee cord it hurts
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Wow dear god that sounds like a supid thing to do :Cbiggrin: :Cerr:
I bet it was funny though lol
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Wow dear god that sounds like a supid thing to do
I don't know about that, it sounds less painful then some of the other things he's done. Still it does sound very funny though! :Ctwitcy:
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lol whats else he done :Claugh: :Claugh: :Cerr:
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Hope you are getting better Jason...
I didn't laugh as I read that...
Honest :biggrin:
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Hahaha, Jason. You are awesome and hilarious :Cnotworthy: And you have the guts to post about it...legend :Cwink:
Laughed so much :)
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Thanks for your concern folks the lips are almost back to normal now :Claugh:
Nice one Sprog that about sums it up
Archy-G I don't know where to begin I have done so many stupid things I loose count :Cbiggrin: but if you read through all the back posts on here you will find a few good ones
I'm glad that you all got a laugh at my antics at least my pain wasn't in vain :Claugh:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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well jason your pain is never in vain
i still have a good little chuckle at you braking your fingure when you didnt even fall over :Claugh:
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not again jason
hope your alright mate get better soon - i have a dodgy tooth atm but im not going to the dentist xD
Love
Mini Ellis xxxx
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Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did
Get along to the dentist Ellis it is never worth waiting :Cbiggrin:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did
Get along to the dentist Ellis it is never worth waiting :Cbiggrin:
Jason :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
I know but i have been waiting a couple months since i chipped it on some chocalate its practically come out now xD its tempting to pull it!
Love
Mini Ellis xxx
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Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did
well i hope it does go back on, cos all thoes women will be after you. so it may be worth it to get a bigger one made, just incase it never goes back down :Cwideeyed:
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in barcalona i ran looked back and then ran into a telephone box, :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D
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nincompoop :Ctwitcy:
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love it haha :p :Cbiggrin: :PJ101John: :Claugh: