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Title: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 05:32:27 PM
Greetin's Ladies n Gents, I'm Rev. Panic, just getting into this Bocking lark myself in all honesty, and am humble enough to admit I am pretty darn rubbish at it, but we all gottsa start somewhere, no?

I really have no idea what to write here! Feel free to field any questions, and I will feel free to answer them!

(Just wondering if those Bockers who sometimes invade the National Theatre's square are here. Hmm~ I was working there one day when you upstaged some dancing Elvis' and they didn't appreciate it!)

Anyhoo, Rev Out.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Bbmthbloke on October 03, 2009, 06:15:15 PM
ello rev, oo national  thats south bank isnt it?  well ive bounced around there a few times on my trips to london. But it'll be the banned bockers or the surry springers mainly to blame. 

if you look at their sections you will see there is a meet that cant be far from you tomorrow ( sunday) could do worse than tag along.

Also the hallowene meet starts not too far from there at 'the wheel'
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Trixter on October 03, 2009, 06:20:00 PM
Are you really a Reverend
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 07:08:21 PM
ello rev, oo national  thats south bank isnt it?  well ive bounced around there a few times on my trips to london. But it'll be the banned bockers or the surry springers mainly to blame. 

if you look at their sections you will see there is a meet that cant be far from you tomorrow ( sunday) could do worse than tag along.

Also the hallowene meet starts not too far from there at 'the wheel'

Tomorrow I am busyful, but I am sure I will invade at some point, when I feel a lot more confident and a lot less busy.

The wheel? The Eye? The Unicycle of God? May have to crash if I am not at Frightfest.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
Are you really a Reverend

Indeed I am! I also happen to be a Pope.

Are you really a Mudokon?
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Trixter on October 03, 2009, 07:20:01 PM
yes i am me and Abe get on really well but hes abit jelous cause my hairs better then his is
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 07:39:36 PM
yes i am me and Abe get on really well but hes abit jelous cause my hairs better then his is

Good stuff. I loved the Oddworld games, I wish they'd continued with the franchise instead of running off to make films. And taking forever to make said films. Sad times.

As to my Religeous Entanglements, I'm a Pope with the POEE (the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric) which is pretty much the main branch of the Discordians. But Pope Panic doesn't have the same ring to it. But I am a Reverend at our sister Church, the Church of the Subgenius.

Hope that answers some questions, but it tends to raise more than it answers, ho-hum.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Kazbahn on October 03, 2009, 08:28:04 PM
indeed it does. Mostly, what the hell is that religion? and what do most of those words mean? :D
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: darfgarf on October 03, 2009, 08:30:23 PM
some kind of gaming clan?  :Ctongue:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
When in doubt, link Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 09:15:29 PM
I mean, I found a Burning Man thread, I thought you'd know more about us. Ahh well.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: darfgarf on October 03, 2009, 09:55:24 PM
oh right XD makes more sense than ol' l ron hubbard at least  :Ctongue:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Jason on October 03, 2009, 10:09:24 PM
Sounds like our sort of person  :Claugh:

Hi Rev
I bock around london a lot in my lunch times and as I work near Covent Garden I tend to get over to the South Bank now and then

Live in Hanworth (Hanworth Banned Bockers)

So your welcome to our Sunday meets (Normally Hanworth/Hampton Ct/Staines/Kingston/Kew Bridge etc)

Or if we are both free in london at lunch time

Anyway Welcome to the forum

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: sprog on October 03, 2009, 10:37:30 PM
I mean, I found a Burning Man thread, I thought you'd know more about us. Ahh well.
LOL. Only one person on PJF has been to Burning man, and Rache isn't massively active on here.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Sounds like our sort of person  :Claugh:

Hi Rev
I bock around london a lot in my lunch times and as I work near Covent Garden I tend to get over to the South Bank now and then

Live in Hanworth (Hanworth Banned Bockers)

So your welcome to our Sunday meets (Normally Hanworth/Hampton Ct/Staines/Kingston/Kew Bridge etc)

Or if we are both free in london at lunch time

Anyway Welcome to the forum

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

Thanks for the warm welcome!

I was only on a Temporary Freelance contract at the National Theatre, has now ended and I'm back on merry old Student Life, but when I feel a bit more confident about my abilities (More than to only go out at night when noone's around) I will definatly pop into town one Sunday n see what the score is.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 03, 2009, 10:40:41 PM
I mean, I found a Burning Man thread, I thought you'd know more about us. Ahh well.
LOL. Only one person on PJF has been to Burning man, and Rache isn't massively active on here.

I've never personally been, but the entire event is organised by Discordians, hence why it's a commerce-free event.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Nero on October 04, 2009, 08:45:58 AM
really? cool stuff, so via discordian thought we are all popes?
does that mean i have to go buy a silly hat?

welcome to the boards mate, i look forward to seeing more from you, and dont worry about your skill level, youll learn loads being around other bockers and the banned guys are really nice too, they wont laugh at you. 
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 04, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
really? cool stuff, so via discordian thought we are all popes?
does that mean i have to go buy a silly hat?

welcome to the boards mate, i look forward to seeing more from you, and dont worry about your skill level, youll learn loads being around other bockers and the banned guys are really nice too, they wont laugh at you. 

Indeed! You are a Pope. Print out and keep this card in your Wallet!

(http://appendix.23ae.com/pics/pope_card.jpg)

Cheers! I need to master Stairs before I even concider public, my main phobia is being mugged for my "Fancy boots like" as the local ferals would call them, I need to get walking and running cool so I can escape them!
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: ChazzleBerry on October 04, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
hey mate... welcome to the forum =]

you sound like a pretty cool guy i must say xD lol but yeah do go along to meets eveyones really cool && will help you out alot!

x CHAZZLE x
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 06, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
I now rock walking. Running, jumping and stairs are still problematic. :Becky:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Bbmthbloke on October 06, 2009, 09:38:02 PM
but when I feel a bit more confident about my abilities (More than to only go out at night when noone's around) I will definatly pop into town one Sunday n see what the score is.

Please please 'dont wait till you r good'

a/ its more fun bocking in company
b/ peeps dont care how good any1 is, there is a hidious vid around of 'swebounce' prob best in the world, doing a barani ,5 backflips and a front flip all in a row, then it cuts to me...... A great weekend and all abilities were there ( 1 guy had got his stilts 3 or 4 days before hand).
c/ you will teach yourself bad habits ( every1 does somat not quite rite to start with), it can take ages to correct once the notions are in the brain.
d/ In 1 hour in the company of the likes of Jason and Clive you will learn wot you would in 20 alone
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 07, 2009, 08:27:25 AM
Just noticed this, I should have payed more attention. I'm pretty sure I ordered M70's, but here I have a pair of M80's, I'm bang on 55kg in weight, do I need to buy new springs in order to get a desirable bounce? :/
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Brendan (NeoNinja) on October 07, 2009, 02:45:14 PM
You seem slightly insane... I like that! ^_^ Using words most people don't know for the win... making up words for the uber win! ^_^ Welcome!
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Biohazard on October 07, 2009, 03:54:40 PM
Just noticed this, I should have payed more attention. I'm pretty sure I ordered M70's, but here I have a pair of M80's, I'm bang on 55kg in weight, do I need to buy new springs in order to get a desirable bounce? :/

I am your weight and I can almost bottom M80's(Skyrunners) and I am getting Pro-Jump+ M80's for my b-day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: CJ on October 07, 2009, 04:08:25 PM
i bet you cant wait can you Bio how many hours mins and seconds left to go now?
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: dark-castles2 on October 07, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
i want his stilts to come the day after tomorrow now :p just to be annoying
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: CJ on October 07, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
now DC thats just evil

how about a compromise

they come 2morro but it rains all day and night so he cant go out anyway  :Ctwitcy:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 08, 2009, 01:47:03 AM
Today I walked two miles in my Bocks, was chuffed as hell, horns beeped from cars, locals cheered, dogs tried to attack me. Completed the Flat-to-University walk, but was felled by some slippy leaves by the gates of my uni, sods law.

I slipped. Fear struck me, I fell. I hit the deck...


I realised there on the floor, my backpack had slung over my head. I took a deep breath and yelled out loud

"That didn't hurt. I AM NOT A WUSS!"

I hauled myself to my feet and carried on. I can walk. I am a ways off running, but I am growing in GRIT.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Greggles on October 08, 2009, 09:39:49 AM


(Just wondering if those Bockers who sometimes invade the National Theatre's square are here. Hmm~ I was working there one day when you upstaged some dancing Elvis' and they didn't appreciate it!)

Anyhoo, Rev Out.

omg i think that was me trix and hannah XD at CB this year
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 08, 2009, 11:01:52 AM


(Just wondering if those Bockers who sometimes invade the National Theatre's square are here. Hmm~ I was working there one day when you upstaged some dancing Elvis' and they didn't appreciate it!)

Anyhoo, Rev Out.

omg i think that was me trix and hannah XD at CB this year

Going by the pictures, I think so!
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Brendan (NeoNinja) on October 08, 2009, 12:17:02 PM
Wow, you're at Uni so I'm guessing you're 18+ yet you're only 55kg! *gasp*
Are you very short, very skinny or very both? ...That's so light. If you can
get the necessary power into your springs you'll fly! ^_^

Also, it's very impressive that you can bock 2 miles already! Go you! ^_^
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Reverend Panic on October 09, 2009, 12:55:37 AM
Wow, you're at Uni so I'm guessing you're 18+ yet you're only 55kg! *gasp*
Are you very short, very skinny or very both? ...That's so light. If you can
get the necessary power into your springs you'll fly! ^_^

Also, it's very impressive that you can bock 2 miles already! Go you! ^_^


I'm incredibly anemic with a figure like Skeletor. One of the reasons I decided to Bock was to get some exercise and muscletone on me.

Also, why do dogs hate me on stilts?
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Nero on October 09, 2009, 10:49:36 AM
altitude envy, all dogs actually want to be 10ft tall, thats like every dogs dream  :Cyes:
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: IronVinyl on October 09, 2009, 10:52:27 AM

Also, why do dogs hate me on stilts?

Well from what i know about dogs they tend to see Humans as just a dark sillouett with little definition, therefore when they see you on your bocks its a shape they dont recognise and think it may be a theat therefore dont like it. Though some, like mine, are fine with bocks
Hope that helps ya Rev. thought i doubt it will make dogs like you.
Title: Re: Greetings from Reverend Panic. Newbie Bocker, SE "LAAAHNDAHHHHN"
Post by: Jason on October 09, 2009, 09:22:41 PM
Could it be over enthusiastic Love mate  :Claugh:
I mean if you are that thin and dogs do love bones  :Claugh:

Just don't fall down near one  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK: