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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: power-man on March 17, 2007, 05:42:44 PM
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im runnin out of clever comebacks to confuse chavs and stuff and was just wandering what weird things people ask you and how you answer
e.g non bocking man: jump
bocking man: you jump
not brilliant thats y i need ure sugestions ;D
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random person:.....aaw lets see you run in them
you:......ok...(runs off)
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lol thats a good one freak... any other suggestions anyone?
Dan
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nice one ill have to use that
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ha ha not quite the same but when i was in A&E they asked what i was doing when i fell, (too keep things simple i just said i was on stilts) she looked confused and didnt know what i was on about, same at the other hospital the next day!! maybe doctors just dont know about stilts, in the end i had to say i fell off a small wall...
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i was in the same boat so what i did was make a little video on my camera phone and that an easy way of showing what i was doing or what im into ;)
because not every one has seen that tv advert im not giving out there name because im making a claim against them and there giving me the run around or the bounce around >:(
the way to keep on going (not having to say the usual and keep on stopping ) is to plug in the old mp3 player and just keep on going :D
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yeah my freind fell down some stairs and broke his ipod doin that it was funny cos now hes got an mp3 shaped bruse and a broken ipod ;D
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yeah my freind fell down some stairs and broke his ipod doin that it was funny cos now hes got an mp3 shaped bruse and a broken ipod ;D
lol!!!!!!!!.....i have a bruise in the shape of a blob on my hip from where i fell and landed on a metal object
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Haha I like the sound of this thread:
The best one I've had:
Random man: "Oi, I'll give you a tenner if you do a backflip" (in a sarcastic voice as if it was impossible)
Me: "Ok then"
Haha, he didn't pay me though! Idiot!
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Ive not got my pro-jumps yet but my friends cant understand why I want them:
friend said: Why do you want them?
Me: Ive always wanted to fly and with Pro-Jumps I just get one step closer!)
lol
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got asked yesterday 'are they fun?'
rplied 'No, the magistrate gave me the choice, where these or go to jail'
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thats a brilliant one Q
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got asked yesterday 'are they fun?'
rplied 'No, the magistrate gave me the choice, where these or go to jail'
haha
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The town I live in, Rochester, is lovely for bouncing around. Kids all find them interesting. Go one town over, to Chatham, and it's a whole different story. The other day I was in Chatham and I had a conversation with a chav idiot that wen a little something like this.
Chav: Go on, jump mate.
Me: Sorry, been on them 3 hours. Really tired now.
Chav: Jump or I'll knock you off them.
Me: You want me to jump, I'll jump for you. But I warn you I will aim to land on your head..........mate!!
Idiot kinda lost interest in seeing me jump. Funny that.
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i said summit to that respect a couple of days ago i ended up bieng chased up 2 back alleys and over a fence... but got away in the end
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lol
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it was scary i cr***ed my self, one of them nearly got me but all that smokin made him slow down
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lol.....that'll teach the buggers ;D
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Haha! Some chavs have a massive problem with them. BUt most people love them so it's alright. We even have old people in buggies come up and ask about them. I wonder if any of them go home and buy some!
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i just came up with a new one
chav: oi bounce
me: sorry i cant ive only just had my stabalisers taken off.
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Q'how hight can you get'
A'depends what s**t my man can get me'
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good 1 but would'nt "your mam" be more effective
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oh yea, that reminds me the other day in portsmouth, this really old lady came up to us and started talking to locky about them, togeather they game up with the idea for a bouncy, tall zimmer frame for locky when he gets old... *sigh* what a muffin! :P
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well my right spring is dieing ( replacement is in the post). it seriously just collapses if i put any wieght on it. I can walk but no running or jumping at mo.. But i feel like i need a long walking stick when out on um now
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I got two... But not as funny:
Man: Oi! Laddy, bounce!
Bocker: I'm not laddy.
Man: Whatever, just bounce!
Bocker: That's not my name either...
Man: Bounce...!
Bocker: (Walks away)
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Man: Hey, can you jump for me?
Bocker: Give me a reason...
Man: Uhh... I just want to see how those things jump...
Bocker: They jump high...
Man: Can I see then?
Bocker: See what?
Man: See you jump.
Bocker: Why?
Man: Because I want to see how high you can go... (Loses patience)
Bocker: They jump high.
Man: Can I see then?
Bocker: See what?
Man: You jump...!
Bocker: I know alot about jumping... I can jump.
Man: Can I see you jump then?!
Bocker: Why?
Man: AAAHHHH!!! (Tears hair and clothes)
Not that funny... But hope you sort of like it. :)
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HEHE the last one was funny....
But i don`t think the man would have said that :)
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Yay. I thought people would hate the second one most. :)
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what about this on
person: are they fun or what
me: no, i got given an asbo and this is part of my punishment
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Im prob going to be goin on about my trip to spain for along time. But was bocking around Palma Mallorca with a load of bouncers from all over Europe. As we were walking along the sea front lots of peeps obviously got up and looke dand looke dand looked at us. Many laughing cos we initially looked rather silly.
It was just soooo funny watching their faces as trick after trick would be performed. Think, double flips or 3 people getting simultaneous back flips together. Even I managed to touch a hoof or 2.
Words simply were not needed
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what about this on
person: are they fun or what
me: no, i got given an asbo and this is part of my punishment
Thats pretty much a response Bmthbloke gave on the first page but worded differently.......
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lol kangaroo X the 2nd one is the funniest ;D
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lol kangaroo X the 2nd one is the funniest ;D
Thanks :D
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I have to say Im starting to get a change in the questions Im asked. Ok I still get the 'flip flip' 'are they fun'' they are off the avert aint they'.
But starting to get more indepth and intelligent questions. But somebackground 1st. Eversince I got my stilts ( 1/12/06) Ive been bouncing into the centre of bournemouth a to do tricks b shopping and c just to go to the pub. So Im now pretty well known and accepted as 1 of the local nutters I guess. Added to the fact that there are a few others in the area and there has now been quite a bit of media coverage.
Yesterday I got asked about 'maintainence' a few days before a person started writing all I said down. It is to be hoped that this is just the tip of the icberg of peeps really interested in getting the things.