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Members Lounge => Non Bocking Chat => Topic started by: Dark Knight on August 02, 2007, 12:18:11 AM
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T-Shirt for Bockers ?
Like:-
Tigger arn't the only one to bounces !
2 second of flight then gravity wanted me back :( { Could look good with a plastic cast on your hand }
I'll do some drawn some sometime !
So anyone got any ideas ?
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can you tell im not the most imaginative person around . . .
What Goes Up, Must Come Down.
Lets Bock Around The Clock Tonight (song was in my head, would look good by Big Ben tho)
Flying Without Wings
More Bounce Than A Bouncy Thing
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No it's not raining up here !?
I'm a shelf stacker at [ ADSA's, TESCO, MORRISON .... etc ] { which ever you shop at }
My other stilts a PO-GO stick
I CAN eat all the pies ! I 3 stone under my ideal weight for my hight !?
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boo hoo dont call me hop along
i fancy my chances at kangaroo boxing
no im not skippy ( the kangaroo ) (on the back of the shirt ) tuh tuh tuh
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NO I didn't fall over ! I wanted to pass my pads !
Not forgetting this one !
SAFETY GEAR IS COOL
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i put the b into bouncing ( on the back ) but also the f and the a into fall
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Caution!
Im A Big Kid!!
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mind your way prostetic legs in testing
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Redbull gives you springs.
As seen already, text upside down saying "if you can read this, I'm flipping"
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when im bouncing smile and wave but when im lying on the floor doing nothing please call an ambulance
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when im bouncing smile and wave but when im lying on the floor doing nothing please call an ambulance
a little long perhaps.
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i was thinking of using the back aswewll
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I want a T-shirt with info on stilts down the front or back, save me listing everything I know everytime someone asks, and also one with "NO I CAN'T FLIP!" Written on it :P
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Here are a few:-
"Cheer up emo"
"My other Bocks are Powerskips"
"Skateboarding is for P*$$ies"
"I make Yellow pixie boots look good" <--dig at BmthBloke
"Bockers do it on stilts"
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"Hows my bocking?
Call: 01772 792600"
(cunningly the order hotline for projumps.....muahahahaha)
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"I'm A Bocker, If you see me bouncing, pick me up when i fall over"
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"No Pain, No Gain"
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Redbull gives you springs.
As seen already, text upside down saying "if you can read this, I'm flipping"
I like those 2 :)
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Projumps - seriously easy bocking...
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gravity is my enemy :-[
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What goes up must come down .... and up and down again
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"stay back - they hurt when i kick"
"You can buy 'em at Poundland, go away"
"Try Argos - by the toasters"
"Yes it does hurt when I fall over"
"I know what you're thinking - (Reverse side) these shoes make me look a few inches taller"
"I've learnt to get up by myself - (Reverse side) but my mate needs a hand"
"I know you think i look strange - (Reverse side) the feeling's mutual"
"Insert £5 into hand and monkey will do a trick ;D"
"why don't YOU do a trick for ME"
"In my sleep I was blessed with a vision - (Reverse side) And my God told me to Bock!!!"
"no i wont do a trick 4 ya, im knackered!!!"
"Bocking (insert pic of bocks, centred below) - (Reverse side) Flipping Rules"
(inspired by my Zebrahead shirt which, in very scratchy writing, says;-
"Zebrahead (pentegram, centred below) - (Reverse side) F'king RULES"
that enuff?
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i lyk the monkey one! :D
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How about
In these shoes ? I don't think so
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how about
"ur mum liked the way i bounce too"
(no he didnt) lol
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OR
Blood Group
Allergies
Next of Kin
Insurance Details
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"stay back - they hurt when i kick"
"You can buy 'em at Poundland, go away"
"Try Argos - by the toasters"
"Yes it does hurt when I fall over"
"I know what you're thinking - (Reverse side) these shoes make me look a few inches taller"
"I've learnt to get up by myself - (Reverse side) but my mate needs a hand"
"I know you think i look strange - (Reverse side) the feeling's mutual"
"Insert £5 into hand and monkey will do a trick ;D"
"why don't YOU do a trick for ME"
"In my sleep I was blessed with a vision - (Reverse side) And my God told me to Bock!!!"
"no i wont do a trick 4 ya, im knackered!!!"
"Bocking (insert pic of bocks, centred below) - (Reverse side) Flipping Rules"
(inspired by my Zebrahead shirt which, in very scratchy writing, says;-
"Zebrahead (pentegram, centred below) - (Reverse side) F'king RULES"
that enuff?
LMAO, some of those are very good....I may nick one or two ;)
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"I've learnt to get up by myself - (Reverse side) but my mate needs a hand"
For your info hilly, i can get up myself now, so there :P
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"I've learnt to get up by myself - (Reverse side) but my mate needs a hand"
For your info hilly, i can get up myself now, so there :P
I didn't write that......
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i like the 'you look strange'. maybe i get that alot, even without the bocks, that wud be great for me!
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"I've learnt to get up by myself - (Reverse side) but my mate needs a hand"
For your info hilly, i can get up myself now, so there :P
I didn't write that......
Sorry I got confused... :-\
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Bocking, its not a choice, its a way of life!
This is evolution
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Wow the forum is seriously screwing up the quotes tags, I just tried quoting chocl8 and it said he had written my post! :o
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Wow the forum is seriously screwing up the quotes tags, I just tried quoting chocl8 and it said he had written my post! :o
my quotes seem fine
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Well i'm seriously confused, i think it may have been my fault, cos i tried to quote ET quoting me....oooops.... :-\
o, and "I'm bouncing away from all the troubles in my life......" :)
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yeah i think tht the reason most of us got the pro jumps to get away from all the ordanary sports be different and when we are at our lowest we can always turn to our beloved stilts
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Does my bum look big in this ?
I can see your bald spot ! ;D
I wear these so I can look down your top !
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Hey DK are those first two a dig at me ;)
Just cause I'm heavy and bald :'( ;D
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Hey DK are those first two a dig at me ;)
Just cause I'm heavy and bald :'( ;D
Girl always ask about their bums ?
Being near 8 foot your looking down on peoples heads all the time !
Same goes for girls tops :o
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A simple would be a picture of 'Mr Bump' from the Mr Men.
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I wear these so I can look down your top !
Being 6'4" I don't really need them to look down girls tops but now I can see right down to their knickers. lol
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bocks are great for chattin girls up i think its cause its something different and there intrested and as your like probly the only person they seen on them even better, (plus im well fit lol) but yea girls seem to like bocks ive got 3 numbers now from bein on them wish id saved them tho didnt keep um cause was wit gf now im single agen :-\ :-[ lol.
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i dont need stilts to get a girl am so sexy ;D
thts how james bond always ends up with a girl all his gadgets proves girls dop like gadgets
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Life's full of up's and down's ....
So why down enjoy them both !
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Don't stand behind me, I've eaten beans !?
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if you're so good you show me how it's done ;D
how about you "bock off".
:P
on the seventh day god made powerbocks.
yeah, i maybe crap but you don't come into the topic
come on then, i'll knock your bock off!
is it me or am i taller.
you can jump kinda high but look at me i can run and fly.
go..go..gadget! oh wait nevermind.
WARNING! bouncing in progress
approach at your own risk.
these are my slogans
keep bouncing from glen
btw the monkey 1 is a favourite of mine
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY BOCK :p
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Part of this months competition is design a Pro-Jump t-shirt and these slogans would really work well with that :)
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How about
Hi Shorty
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i got more
i can see your grays :P
is it just me or have you shrunk
whats that coming over the hill? Is it a bocker...is it a bockerrrrrrr.
and you only thought u would see these on t.v :P
(girls t.shirt)-at least now i don't have 2 be scared of mice.
i think this 1 has been used (i only got these so i could look down your top) but what the hey its the best 1 ive seen lol
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Yes, they're computer generated ;D
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On the back of the T:-
"Stop looking at my butt"
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How my jumping? call 0800-kiss-my-ass
Hello down there!
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lol. love the 'yes, they're computer generated one'. HA!
How about:
The weather is the same up here as for you.
Now who's the short one!
For girls:
Just because my boobs bounce too doesn't mean you should stare!
Or just the huge word 'BOOBS' across the chest.
lol.
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Bock-around-the-clock (as in rock-around-the-clock)
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New kids on the B
lock
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Mental bock :P
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You say 'Weird' like its a bad thing.
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"Sorry I can't stand stilll please move out the my way"
For people that dodge round you thinking you can stand in one spot.
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Mainly For Guys
Do Me A Favour While Im Up Here
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this is a Tshirt a mate made for me a while ago....
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i like it i want it lol
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bockers do it on the hoof
on a clear day i can see grimsby
sprogs gay ( not a slogan just thought Id mention it)
its spring time or just spring time