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Title: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on December 06, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
The “Banned Bockers” is a fun and friendly group which is open to any member from anywhere in the world with the only requirement being you must have been previously banned (even if you haven’t Jason can normally arrange you to be banned.. hehe)

The group was established by Jason, when he was told that “with his past record he was too dangerous on bocks” to be allowed to wear them at work… Soon lots of members told us how they have been banned from using bocks in certain places too and so formed the club “THE BANNED BOCKERS!”

In order to join this club just let Jason know in the following post http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=1238.0 and he will add you to the ever growing list of Banned members!

Jason has also created a banner signature for every one to use and more info on that can be found in the following thread http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=1355.0

A fun range of clothing has also been designed by Jason, please see the following post for details http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=1391.0

Enjoy
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on December 06, 2007, 11:11:08 PM
also there is a Banned Bockers website created By me  ;D
The address is : www.BannedBockers.eu.kz   Or   www.BannedBockers.tk

i recommend using the eu.kz as its faster and looks better  ;D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on December 30, 2007, 02:59:13 PM
NEW
website is being created with homepage and a small forum to put the banned bockers info up should be done in about 2 days? and i like it so far :P ;D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on December 30, 2007, 03:38:29 PM
I'm a member thanks to the Queen Gits Center ( formally known as Queens Gate Center ).
But I know one place they daren't ban me/us from  :o
Springfield Shopping Arcade in Spalding  :o
They'd like us to carry their flags in a Parade, if they ban us the can stick their flags up their ....... flag poles  :o  ;D

There's no shame in being a "Banned Bocker" if they've banned you because they are stupid, it's only if you where stupid !?   
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on January 01, 2008, 10:30:27 PM
welcome to the gang DK ;D happy to know uve been banned :P
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Tok on January 01, 2008, 10:32:35 PM
I seem to be unable to be banned! I went into a really busy Tesco, right in the middle of a busy Canterbury, and the onle thing any staff said to me was "what are ya like at cutting connifers!?" lol
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: GRS on January 01, 2008, 10:34:16 PM
Looks like the tesco staff were in a festive mood  :)
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Sx Nutta on January 01, 2008, 10:58:47 PM
I am a member of the banned bockers, as I got banned from wearing my bocks into uni, as I use them to commute to and from uni every day!! lol
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on January 02, 2008, 05:56:22 PM
hey guys finally completed ;D

http://www.bannedbockers.eu.kz/

the website is now on a profesionaly made web designing thingy not piczo and has a forum, the forum is not there to replace this one for the banned bockers i just thought it was an easyer way to answer questions ;D

CHECK IT OUT :angel: http://www.bannedbockers.eu.kz/
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 02, 2008, 08:05:29 PM
Looks good Aidan
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on January 02, 2008, 08:54:10 PM
Nice one Aidan  ;)
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: tundraH on January 02, 2008, 10:36:45 PM
Nice work Aidan.  Only one thing I can see wrong, ok two.

1)  "REMEMBER  Allways wear"  should be "REMEMBER  Always wear"
2)  How about knee pads?  They are more important than elbow pads, although I wear all three.

Just my two pennies worth. :D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 02, 2008, 11:14:27 PM
I do agree that all pads should be worn tundraH

But we must remember that you and I go in the "Accident looking for somewhere to happen" category and so must be careful  ;) :laugh:

What we really need is an ambulance following me and Sprog with a van of spare springs and tools following you  ;D

Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Big Bad Bounce Boy on January 02, 2008, 11:25:12 PM
i have been banned from pp
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 02, 2008, 11:33:05 PM
Well Done BBBB

Feel free to grab the banner add your own message and stick it under the IB one

I wonder how many members we have so far I lost count a while ago  ;D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 02, 2008, 11:47:51 PM
I have posted the members list here as well (just to confuse everyone)

Update to members list
so far we have as members of the Banned

Jason              (well I did start it)
Naz                 (she gets to be second as it's her forum)
chocl8             (For various crimes)
Sx Nutter        (For not killing anyone at uni )
magzzie          (I won't mention the word Gay  )
GRS                 (for only having a few grey hairs )
gillybert           (for telling us about KiyaBob's nickname)
Kiola                (Just for being so bl**dy good on bocks  )
Dark Knight     (For too many things to list here )
Paul-Self         (Banned for getting in the papers  )
tundraH          (For being taller and better looking than me  )
PINHEAD69     (Need I even give a reason he's to cool  )
TOM SAVAGE   (any relation to Doc Savage Tom)
hybrid hex       (well both of us like Terry Pratchett so his in  )
KiyaBob           (just for the nickname Kakapoopoo )
WM                  (for laughing at my jokes)
NoName           (any friend of magzzies is banned)
GRS                  (for kicking kneeling ladys)
Carma              (just for being Carma)
Aidanh1            (that much enthusiasm has to be banned)
Big Bad Boy Bounce  (for having a name that mucks up my list spacing)

keep joining we all need to be banned

Would anyone else like to join (just state your reason) 
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: mattcscz on January 03, 2008, 01:57:33 AM
lol i bounced my way through morrisons and no staff said anything apart from some old women who said is that hard and somthing about being carful and breaking my head XD
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: GRS on January 04, 2008, 12:10:21 AM
I'm mentioned twice, LOVE IT thanks
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: chocl8 on January 04, 2008, 12:57:13 AM
I'm third  :D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Sx Nutta on January 04, 2008, 12:58:35 AM
I am forth, lol  :laugh:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on January 04, 2008, 12:59:48 AM
Can I play too? I'm 2nd hehe
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on January 04, 2008, 12:40:39 PM
yer well... im 20th ;D yer beat tht! :angel: :P
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 04, 2008, 02:05:07 PM
well to top that im not on the list lol...
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on January 04, 2008, 06:48:26 PM
Well Jason's upset me  :(
I've been kick out of Queer Gits Center once because they kick a group out, I'd been fine bocking through there the first two times.
Only other time I got kick of anywhere was when I was sitting at the bottom of a 3 meter diving pool ( which only I was using ).

I've even NOT been kick out of the ladies changing/shower room ( Well where else could I change and shower in a ladies only gym   :biggrin: ).  :o
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on January 04, 2008, 07:05:05 PM
Why you upset DK? Don't you want to be on the list  ???
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on January 04, 2008, 07:25:06 PM
Why you upset DK? Don't you want to be on the list  ???
I don't mind but what does Jason mean by
Dark Knight     (For too many things to list here )
 ???
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 04, 2008, 08:01:48 PM
DK the to many things refered to the swiming pool, queens ctr and the sheep kicking you out of bed (remember that one  ;D)

If you would like something else just say and I will put it on strait away any thing to make you happy  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on January 04, 2008, 08:31:57 PM
DK the to many things refered to the swiming pool, queens ctr and the sheep kicking you out of bed (remember that one  ;D)

If you would like something else just say and I will put it on strait away any thing to make you happy  ;) ;D
It's just made is sound like it was a VERY long list and people may have gone  :wtf:
And I'm a nice person ... a bit of a nutter and cheeky at time but I'm a nice person
By the way the sheep jason talking about was a Joke about counting sheep and them ganging up on me and nothing to do my sex life  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on January 04, 2008, 08:47:15 PM
I actually think the Notoriety would suit you quite well being the Dark Knight you have to have a bit of a Bad Boy/Ladys man image would do you good  ;) :laugh:

It's either that or go for my image of the Dopey, accident prone Clutz it works for me I get lots of sympathy from the Girls  :laugh:(and I need it with my accident record)

By the way I love the new smilies Naz  :banana:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on January 04, 2008, 09:00:00 PM
By the way I love the new smilies Naz  :banana:

I thought you might   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on January 06, 2008, 04:20:23 PM
 :haha: lol!!  wot is this ment to be>> :tape: and my new best m8 :banana: and this is what jason does on his bocks :banghead: and it hurts if u land like this :Straddle5:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 07, 2008, 10:23:20 AM
Hey all the banned bockers i have a good one for you...

i was bored yesterday afternoon after football and decided to go for a walk on my  :PJR: :PJL: and i went along the sea front was very fun as every one was asking questions and asking for a turn i let a few of the younger ones and remarkabley they were able to walk hehe.....  after this i decided to go to sainsburys and its a fair size.... so i walsed in all bouncey like and every one turned there heads and where gasping which would of been good not because i was walking on springy stilts but because i was heading towards a hole stack of toilet rolls that some one was stacking very neatley well needles to say i wasn watching where i was going i fell straight into the whole pile of them toppling over and squashing the poor person stacking them toilet roll went everywhere lol.....how embarrasing :-[...  now iv been banned for life  >:(  and i normally shop there every day.....



p.s the guy i squased was a lot bigger and tougher than me and he got up straight away uninjured...... :biggrin:.... i was def scared........
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Carma on January 07, 2008, 10:34:05 AM
Erm, you plum!? You really should have asked to go in mate. Cant really sypathise you being banned though! You muppet. But could have been worse, you could have landed on a pile of forks. Not sure why they would be stacking forks but...

-Carma (The Bocking Rocker)
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 07, 2008, 10:53:54 AM
 ;D well anything is possible nowadays.. and i did ask the security officer person he said yes as long as im carefull.... silly me...
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on January 07, 2008, 01:45:35 PM
Your not banned for life  :o
That stupid 7 foot tall lad is  :biggrin: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 07, 2008, 01:53:45 PM
it was funny after i relised how stupid i looked lying in a pile of toilet roll.... i dought its for life but the manager was not happy.....
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Spud on January 07, 2008, 03:52:27 PM
Bit of a youve been framed moment I guess. Sounds really funny to me. At least the bog roll broke your fall but numpty lol : :nana:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 07, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
cheers spud.... i felt a bit like  :banghead: when i got out.. the worst bit is i cant get up unaided yet..... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: webmaster on January 07, 2008, 04:06:43 PM
LOL that was a good one...

So who helped you up? The guy you fell on?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: KentLee on January 07, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
the security guard helped me up thank god.......
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Spud on January 07, 2008, 04:25:42 PM
Oops sorry... is funny tho. you must be laughing at yourself too but at least you got out ok.  :banana: keep up the good work and god forbid I fall in public coz I cant get up eaither lol  :banghead:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: hybrid_hex on January 30, 2008, 09:24:42 PM
Hey all the banned bockers i have a good one for you...

i was bored yesterday afternoon after football and decided to go for a walk on my  :PJR: :PJL: and i went along the sea front was very fun as every one was asking questions and asking for a turn i let a few of the younger ones and remarkabley they were able to walk hehe.....  after this i decided to go to sainsburys and its a fair size.... so i walsed in all bouncey like and every one turned there heads and where gasping which would of been good not because i was walking on springy stilts but because i was heading towards a hole stack of toilet rolls that some one was stacking very neatley well needles to say i wasn watching where i was going i fell straight into the whole pile of them toppling over and squashing the poor person stacking them toilet roll went everywhere lol.....how embarrasing :-[...  now iv been banned for life  >:(  and i normally shop there every day.....



p.s the guy i squased was a lot bigger and tougher than me and he got up straight away uninjured...... :biggrin:.... i was def scared........

Please please please say you got a picture of this!!!!!!!!!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on February 01, 2008, 05:28:28 PM
he wudnt no he was goning to do it so why wud he have had a camera ready LMAO

Nice story try not to give bocking too much of a bad name XD

BANANA DANCE :banana:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Fysh on February 20, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
also there is a Banned Bockers website created By me  ;D
The address is : www.BannedBockers.eu.kz   Or   www.BannedBockers.tk

i recommend using the eu.kz as its faster and looks better  ;D

Anyone still use the website?
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on February 20, 2009, 10:33:17 AM
also there is a Banned Bockers website created By me  ;D
The address is : www.BannedBockers.eu.kz   Or   www.BannedBockers.tk

i recommend using the eu.kz as its faster and looks better  ;D

Anyone still use the website?
I don't think even Jason remembers it let alone anyone using it. I think only the title page works anyway !
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Fysh on February 20, 2009, 10:34:17 AM
also there is a Banned Bockers website created By me  ;D
The address is : www.BannedBockers.eu.kz   Or   www.BannedBockers.tk

i recommend using the eu.kz as its faster and looks better  ;D

Anyone still use the website?
I don't think even Jason remembers it let alone anyone using it. I think only the title page works anyway !

:P Ok lol... Suppose this section of the forum is better anyway :)
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on February 20, 2009, 01:52:42 PM
oo yer the website crashed and burned soz about tht .tk are retards cudnt get it bak and the forum got deleted by the .tk guys the arse holes

in the summer ill get a .co.uk server running for the banned bockers :)

wont be fully intergrated forum coz its too difficult to maintain but will give u guys a fully website and intergrated chat room for banned bockers to chat

but yer the banned .tk website just wet abit dogey sorry XD
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Fysh on February 20, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
oo yer the website crashed and burned soz about tht .tk are retards cudnt get it bak and the forum got deleted by the .tk guys the arse holes

in the summer ill get a .co.uk server running for the banned bockers :)

wont be fully intergrated forum coz its too difficult to maintain but will give u guys a fully website and intergrated chat room for banned bockers to chat

but yer the banned .tk website just wet abit dogey sorry XD

:P Ok
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on February 20, 2009, 03:21:13 PM
i helped abit wif the starting of banned bockers :P

i did the website the forum :P some of the topics like the clothing range :P

im a good aidan baby XD
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Fysh on February 20, 2009, 10:06:51 PM
i helped abit wif the starting of banned bockers :P

i did the website the forum :P some of the topics like the clothing range :P

im a good aidan baby XD

Clothes!!!! Must get some!
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on February 20, 2009, 10:54:45 PM
We have our own T-shirts Fysh with the banned logo on them and banner on the back

I have the artwork (thanks again Naz) some where on my comp and can E-mail it them youjust take it to your local T-shirt printing shop and pay them

I've got one in white and one in black and thinking about getting a Hoodie done soon

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on February 20, 2009, 11:13:16 PM
I've got one in white and one in black and thinking about getting a Hoodie done
So if you wasn't banned before you will with a hoodie on 
"Jason the chav " :Claugh:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on February 20, 2009, 11:33:27 PM
Ouch DK

That was low  :Claugh:

It will be a stylish hoodie and the hood will be velcroed down so it doesn't flap when I bounce and never worn up like a chav

Chav  :Cno: how could you call me a Chav I'm crestfallen  :Ccry:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Kazbahn on February 20, 2009, 11:36:00 PM
poor jason, you cant be a chav... you're too old...

and what a clever idea! i never thought of velcroing hoods down so they didnt flap during jump-age
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on February 20, 2009, 11:43:43 PM
lol jason cant be a chav hes too much fun XD and way to cleva to be a chav

i have a black banned tshirt and a ash grey banned hoodie

ill be wearing it in the march 7th meet :D

until i get my uk bocking union clothes range made :P
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on February 21, 2009, 12:05:47 AM
Thanks Guys thats made me feel better  :Claugh:

And the Hoodie idea came about cause Clives one keeps annoying him

Get a pic of that grey hoodie at the meet Aidan sounds neat

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: aidanh1 on February 21, 2009, 12:14:22 AM
tis preety nice hoodie the hood looks funny wen its up lol
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on February 21, 2009, 02:39:35 AM
I've just had this vision on Jason, aged about 14 riding a BMX bike ( same hair cut still ) with his Hoodie on and yelling to us.
" Would it hurt if I pushed you over ! "  :Ctwitcy:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Fysh on February 21, 2009, 11:04:51 AM
I've just had this vision on Jason, aged about 14 riding a BMX bike ( same hair cut still ) with his Hoodie on and yelling to us.
" Would it hurt if I pushed you over ! "  :Ctwitcy:


Lol! That would be very worrying...
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on February 21, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
Hmmm 14 long time ago lets see if I can remember that far back DK

Yep got it a few problems DK

I had long hair and I think the closest thing to a hoodie available was a Parka
I never owned a BMX I think I was riding a bike I had built from bits about that time (Don't think BMX's were around in 1974)

A more likely senario would be

Jason riding by on his horse and saying "Do you mind stopping bouncing for a mo your frightening the horse old chap, and by the way where do I buy some of those "  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on February 21, 2009, 10:09:22 PM
I had long hair and I think the closest thing to a hoodie available was a Parka
I never owned a BMX I think I was riding a bike I had built from bits about that time (Don't think BMX's were around in 1974)

"He began experimenting with lighter materials and new welding techniques and by 1974 had attracted enough attention to receive an offer from a local bike store owner in California to sell his bikes. By 1975, Gary and the store owner, Richard Long, decided to form a partnership and were soon making top quality BMX bike frames in Santa Ana, California."
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Jason on February 21, 2009, 10:10:51 PM
Trouble is I lived in Staines UK at the time  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
Title: Re: Who are the "Banned Bockers" and how to join this cRaZy Group :)
Post by: Dark Knight on February 21, 2009, 10:14:52 PM
Trouble is I lived in Staines UK at the time  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

there even older than that !?
http://www.23mag.com/hist/histoire.htm