FORGET ALL THAT
All you need is this
But you'll have to work out how to change it to work with MOD'ed cuffs, but it shouldn't be hard.
You'll need one bungee (180cm long you may find you need a smaller one ? )
A water armband the ones with two squares on them. Cut the two squares out ( These are for padding ).
First stand both next to each other both pointing the same way.
Interlock the knee straps so they stand tight together.
Thread bungee through each hoop ( in one out the other ).
Blow just a little air into each pad and place between the footplate rods ( these will rest on your shoulder ).
Now the tricky bit With the stilts facing you hold near the end of the footplate and left them up and over your head so the the hoops slide down your back and the spring are pointing outwards.
Now the real tricky bit Rest a footplate on each shoulders and grab one end of your bungee cord and clip it in front of you on the opposite Stilt. There's a rod under ( now on top ) of the footplate it will hook but will on lock ( doesn't matter ).
Repeat for the other stilt.
And that's it !
The hoofs is above your head and the springs stick out the back and not poking out at anyone. Hands free and if you carry a bum bag you and stow it and a tool kit ( Jason
)
If you've seen Alien Vs Predators, you look it a Predators with two big guns
I'll do picture if you can follow that !?
There you have it DK's shoulder holder 
