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Offline KentLee

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I Was Banned!!
« on: January 07, 2008, 11:25:32 AM »
I was thinking of a new topic for the banned bockers. this one starts off with the style ''I Was Banned because...


so here is mine....

I was bored yesterday afternoon after football and decided to go for a walk on my Powerisers and i went along the sea front it was very fun as everyone there were asking questions and asking for a turn i let a few of the younger ones and remarkabley they were able to walk hehe.....  after this i decided to go to sainsburys and its a fair size shop.... so i walsed in all bouncey like and every one turned there heads and where gasping which would of been good not because i was walking on springy stilts but because i was heading towards a hole stack of toilet rolls that some one was stacking very neatley well needles to say i wasn watching where i was going i fell straight into the whole pile of them toppling over and squashing the poor person stacking them. the toilet roll went everywhere lol.....how embarrasing ...  now iv been banned for life    and i normally shop there every day.....



p.s the guy i squased was a lot bigger and tougher than me and he got up straight away uninjured...... .... i was def scared........
« Last Edit: January 07, 2008, 11:30:14 AM by KentLee »
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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 09:22:44 PM »
lmao... that's hilarious hehe, having a vid of it would have been cool  ;D

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 09:29:10 PM »
I think the best bit is Lee can't get up unaided  :biggrin:

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 09:32:25 PM »
You've done it now you'll be called "The Andrex Puppy" from now on  :laugh:

I'll add you to the list of Banned Bockers

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 09:42:31 PM »
You've done it now you'll be called "The Andrex Puppy" from now on  :laugh:

I'll add you to the list of Banned Bockers

My dad works for Andrex, might be able to get you a cuddly puppy Lee, :P

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 11:22:14 PM »
My dad works for Andrex, might be able to get you a cuddly puppy Lee, :P

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I work in a vets, I can get him a real puppy! ;D

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 11:31:20 PM »
I font like vets.. well apart from one.

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 11:32:22 PM »
the vets love me, lol  :laugh:


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But Fire is better when you are spinning or breathing it!
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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 11:35:19 PM »
I hate vets so much. Murdering B******s. Really cannot stand them. I only like one because she is a friend but she will not touch my dog ever!!!

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 10:02:39 AM »
thanks guys. ill attach the andrex puppy to my bocks if you get one... lol...... :banana:
Freedom bocking. no ties to any clubs but friends with them all. this is the way forward.....

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 11:24:47 AM »
That i would love to see, I have a fox, I need to attach to my bocks, lol


Fire is good!
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Burn Scars are for life!
Chicks dig dudes with cool burn scars!

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 08:26:49 PM »
Oh no looks like "Handlebar Hound" is going to have to come to the next meet with me (does anyone remember him  :laugh:)

I don't mind Vets (but the wife does have to drag me there when I'm due my shots  :haha:)

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 08:51:00 PM »
 :haha: Lol you make jokes about that but she has actually given some cream to a guy on our airfield when they had a reaction to something. And it was for animals lol. And she told me what was up with my arms when I had hurt them.

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 08:55:48 PM »
Totaly right I've been round Horses and Dogs all my life and I would rather visit a vet than a Doctor any day  :haha:

After all their normal patients tend to react badly if they upset them (seen a few vets in plaster after Stable visits  :haha:)

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 09:06:29 PM »
Vets do make great mates. Get to here some amazing and really funny stories. But also some not so nice ones.

and yes.. I have heard many stories from both the vet and farier about being knocked black and blue. Its quite funny lol

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2008, 03:13:44 AM »
i went to the vet once she said i was ok and that if i just let go of the hamster it would be ok it made a lovely steak dinner but a bit on the small side :thumbs: :thumbs:

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2008, 12:08:23 PM »
 :hijacked: :offtopic: :lol:

this thread wasn't about vets a page ago :biggrin:
unless u were banned from a veterinarian :thumbs:

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2008, 01:14:09 PM »
I was ill once and went to the vets by misstake ( I was ill !? ).
Said they was goin to take my temperature, they said bend down  ???
Well they didn't have to ask me to are RRrrr   :o

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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2008, 04:08:22 PM »
We really have taken this thread off topic, lol


Fire is good!
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Burn Scars are for life!
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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2008, 02:21:40 PM »
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Re: I Was Banned!!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2008, 04:20:55 PM »
Ive go the funny idea that somebody is bored . . . . . .