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Offline Jason

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Laying Down on the Job Again
« on: February 02, 2008, 11:22:07 PM »
I did a beauty today (with an audience)

Finally got the methoud of hoping up onto the 2ft high 2ft wide and 10ft long concrete seats in Staines memorial gardens (not jumping just sort of stepping up at speed  :biggrin:)

Went on to run along them and jump off (bit of free height) a couple of young lads were chatting and saying they would like some so I was showing them what I could do and you guessed it

Up onto the seat , run, jump stumble and straight down forwards at speed  :biggrin: no pain and no personal damage thanks to PitDirt and Flexmeter and due to a short fence post back on my feet in a couple of seconds

Now the good bit my Pit dirt knee pads have seen a lot of action (yes I fall on them a lot  :biggrin:) so I have already bought another pair and am about to order a third set due to today just so you can see the sort of damage 17st at 15 mph from about 5 ft up can do heres a pic of the dead one (11 months of hard action) and the slider from my wrist guards (was hardly scratched before this fall )

I would highly recomend Pit Dirt stuff it has saved me from a lot for a long time

Jason  :Hoofies2:

« Last Edit: February 02, 2008, 11:25:06 PM by Jason »

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 11:29:31 PM »
Quite a corker there jason. Now for those who dont wear anything. We must of persuaded you all by now.

Jason...arnt you known for falls?

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 11:31:00 PM »
May they R.I.P  :haha:

Its always the case when you try to show off a little always back fires... What did the kids do / say ? Bet they had to try hard not to LOL

good that the safety gear did their job thou  :thumbs:

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 11:48:31 PM »
Yes Spud I am known for falling but like they say if your not falling your not trying hard enough  :haha:

When I rolled over after comming to a stop Naz I was waiting for the sound of laughter but although it did come it wasn't from the lads watching me it was from some kids a distance away
I must admit I used a post to get up but I did it the sideways splits methoud (always looks good just wish I could do it without a post  :biggrin:)

But the lads were looking at me like they'd just seen a corpse get up. I think from close up it must have looked fairly spectacular (after all I'm quite big  :biggrin:) and I think they they thought they had a dead body on their hands  :haha:

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2008, 11:50:37 PM »
sounds very funny. Keep trying and falling  :nana:

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2008, 12:01:08 AM »
But the lads were looking at me like they'd just seen a corpse get up. I think from close up it must have looked fairly spectacular (after all I'm quite big  :biggrin:) and I think they they thought they had a dead body on their hands  :haha:

Classic Jason!  :haha:

but the poor things.... must have put them off bocks forever  :'(

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2008, 12:11:05 AM »
Me and nutta had a good go at doing that haha. the guy who tried nuttas was stupid!

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2008, 12:12:34 AM »
that was funny, lol


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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2008, 12:14:23 AM »
Yea what a k**b. " I can do this and smoke at the same time" SPLAT!!!! hahahaha. He wont go near a pair of bocks again haha lol. He should stick to fighting with toy light sabers

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2008, 12:16:33 AM »
I just bounced and ran down ur road tho


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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2008, 12:18:05 AM »
Yea what a k**b. " I can do this and smoke at the same time" SPLAT!!!! hahahaha. He wont go near a pair of bocks again haha lol. He should stick to fighting with toy light sabers

Hes naughty, he had given up!

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2008, 12:19:42 AM »
He didnt give up.. More like tried to run before he could walk-quite literally

The school kids loved you nutta...

oops sorry I said a bad word  :damnit:

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2008, 12:20:21 AM »
He didnt give up.. More like tried to run before he could walk-quite literally

The school kids loved you nutta...

oops sorry I said a bad word  :damnit:

Talking about his smoking

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2008, 12:23:45 AM »
I see. Yea that was bad. And stupid on bocks for first time. But lol he sat in the road in shock for 10 mins. LOL and he was more worried about the fag than the blood on his hands. He was also too cool for protection.

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2008, 12:31:40 AM »
Was not me!! lol I never fell over! But i did try jumping on spuds french circus stilts, lol


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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2008, 12:32:43 AM »
that was so funny. Not very jumpy.

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Re: Laying Down on the Job Again
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2008, 12:38:43 AM »
that was so funny. Not very jumpy.

Nope but we had a good laugh over it, as I couldn't resit the poi temptation, lol


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