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Offline magzzie

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2009, 09:43:36 AM »
Urm Sorry?

I'm bored at school there is nothing to do and this is the only way to get away from life in the P.R.I.S.O.N.

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2009, 07:01:18 PM »
reminds me of this


Offline Caroline

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2009, 08:17:29 PM »
i dont get it  :Cnah:

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2009, 08:39:28 PM »
"Packing Fudge" its a naughty euphamism

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2009, 09:03:22 PM »
i dont get it  :Cnah:
We'll explain when you're older.

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2009, 05:20:53 PM »
Milk Milk Lemonade round the corner Fudge is made. God i love that one  :Cnotworthy:

Well moo to you  sprog. Moo.

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2009, 05:45:40 PM »
in one of the little south coast villages there's gays creamery, where you can pop in and pack your own fudge  :Claugh:

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »
Well moo to you  sprog. Moo.
It's not exactly appropriate for the forum...

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2009, 03:55:52 AM »
"Packing Fudge" its a naughty euphamism


Actually its "Fudge packing"


i dont get it  :Cnah:

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Offline toddy

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2009, 10:03:45 PM »
i hurd of another one today

sheep looker

all u do is watch sheep all day and turn them over and get them out of bushes

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2009, 11:25:24 PM »
So then Toddy you got a job now or are you still on the hunt?
If theres anything more important than my ego round here, i want it caught and shot now

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when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2009, 10:22:07 PM »
i went from 740 in the red to 5k in the positive and now im back to being two weeks behind again All this year its like work work work get laid off s**t goes wrong more s**t more s**t work work work get laid off, but you gotta love the ups and downs of life

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2009, 06:01:03 PM »
i went from 740 in the red to 5k in the positive and now im back to being two weeks behind again All this year its like work work work get laid off s**t goes wrong more s**t more s**t work work work get laid off, but you gotta love the ups and downs of life

No you dont, you can love the up and downs, but I bet I can find more people who love the ups
If theres anything more important than my ego round here, i want it caught and shot now

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2009, 10:27:25 PM »
puts hand up

i dont like to be unemployed

hopefully not not much longer  :Cnotworthy:

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2009, 09:19:13 AM »
found another one

http://hr.leeds.ac.uk/jobs/ViewJob.aspx?m=all&JId=785

Research Officer - The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy


god i want to do this job

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2009, 02:10:17 PM »
'The post will involve qualitative and quantitative data collection and analysis'
'as is prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry.'
'You will be mainly responsible for access and fieldwork'
'Salary: Grade 7 (£29,704 - £35,469 p.a) '


Seriously want that job    :Cbiggrin:

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2009, 02:16:11 PM »
That job is called a PIMP!

Growing OLD is compulsory. Growing UP is optional. OPT OUT!

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2009, 03:53:33 PM »
but a pimp that needs a degree to do his job.
if i had a degee i would be there is a shot  :Cchatterbox:

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Re: when job descriptons go wrong
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2009, 09:45:46 PM »
Nice find Toddy

Surely you can a Diploma on the internet I mean they don't normally check  :Claugh:

So looks like your up for the job  :Csmile:

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