Author Topic: questions people ask you and your witty answers (Read 11115 times)

power-man · « **on:** March 17, 2007, 05:42:44 PM »

im runnin out of clever comebacks to confuse chavs and stuff and was just wandering what weird things people ask you and how you answer

e.g non bocking man: jump
bocking man: you jump

not brilliant thats y i need ure sugestions

freakazoid · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:32:17 PM »

random person:.....aaw lets see you run in them

you:......ok...(runs off)

danpne · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:04:44 PM »

lol thats a good one freak... any other suggestions anyone?

Dan

power-man · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2007, 08:27:55 PM »

nice one ill have to use that

Bobro · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2007, 09:44:00 AM »

ha ha not quite the same but when i was in A&E they asked what i was doing when i fell, (too keep things simple i just said i was on stilts) she looked confused and didnt know what i was on about, same at the other hospital the next day!! maybe doctors just dont know about stilts, in the end i had to say i fell off a small wall...

dragon · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2007, 02:29:52 PM »

i was in the same boat so what i did was make a little video on my camera phone and that an easy way of showing what i was doing or what im into

because not every one has seen that tv advert im not giving out there name because im making a claim against them and there giving me the run around or the bounce around

the way to keep on going (not having to say the usual and keep on stopping ) is to plug in the old mp3 player and just keep on going

power-man · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:16:27 PM »

yeah my freind fell down some stairs and broke his ipod doin that it was funny cos now hes got an mp3 shaped bruse and a broken ipod

freakazoid · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2007, 09:25:54 PM »

Quote from: power-man on March 21, 2007, 05:16:27 PM

yeah my freind fell down some stairs and broke his ipod doin that it was funny cos now hes got an mp3 shaped bruse and a broken ipod

lol!!!!!!!!.....i have a bruise in the shape of a blob on my hip from where i fell and landed on a metal object

urbantricker · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:59:43 AM »

Haha I like the sound of this thread:

The best one I've had:

Random man: "Oi, I'll give you a tenner if you do a backflip" (in a sarcastic voice as if it was impossible)

Me: "Ok then"

Haha, he didn't pay me though! Idiot!

blackqueen · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:49:21 AM »

Ive not got my pro-jumps yet but my friends cant understand why I want them:
friend said: Why do you want them?
Me: Ive always wanted to fly and with Pro-Jumps I just get one step closer!)
lol

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2007, 04:00:53 AM »

got asked yesterday 'are they fun?'
rplied 'No, the magistrate gave me the choice, where these or go to jail'

pro-jumpingboy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2007, 08:21:46 AM »

thats a brilliant one Q

urbantricker · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2007, 09:57:24 AM »

Quote

got asked yesterday 'are they fun?'
rplied 'No, the magistrate gave me the choice, where these or go to jail'

haha

Kanga Man · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:51:27 PM »

The town I live in, Rochester, is lovely for bouncing around. Kids all find them interesting. Go one town over, to Chatham, and it's a whole different story. The other day I was in Chatham and I had a conversation with a chav idiot that wen a little something like this.

Chav: Go on, jump mate.
Me: Sorry, been on them 3 hours. Really tired now.
Chav: Jump or I'll knock you off them.
Me: You want me to jump, I'll jump for you. But I warn you I will aim to land on your head..........mate!!

Idiot kinda lost interest in seeing me jump. Funny that.

power-man · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2007, 03:44:11 PM »

i said summit to that respect a couple of days ago i ended up bieng chased up 2 back alleys and over a fence... but got away in the end

webmaster · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2007, 05:59:57 PM »

power-man · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2007, 06:12:09 PM »

it was scary i cr***ed my self, one of them nearly got me but all that smokin made him slow down

freakazoid · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2007, 08:06:38 PM »

lol.....that'll teach the buggers

urbantricker · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:24:56 AM »

Haha! Some chavs have a massive problem with them. BUt most people love them so it's alright. We even have old people in buggies come up and ask about them. I wonder if any of them go home and buy some!

power-man · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:54:26 PM »

i just came up with a new one
chav: oi bounce
me: sorry i cant ive only just had my stabalisers taken off.

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:03:30 PM »

Q'how hight can you get'
A'depends what s**t my man can get me'

power-man · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:06:24 PM »

good 1 but would'nt "your mam" be more effective

jumpin jak · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:04:53 PM »

oh yea, that reminds me the other day in portsmouth, this really old lady came up to us and started talking to locky about them, togeather they game up with the idea for a bouncy, tall zimmer frame for locky when he gets old... *sigh* what a muffin!

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #23 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:11:09 PM »

well my right spring is dieing ( replacement is in the post). it seriously just collapses if i put any wieght on it. I can walk but no running or jumping at mo.. But i feel like i need a long walking stick when out on um now

Kangaroo X · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:19:01 PM »

I got two... But not as funny:

Man: Oi! Laddy, bounce!
Bocker: I'm not laddy.
Man: Whatever, just bounce!
Bocker: That's not my name either...
Man: Bounce...!
Bocker: (Walks away)
-----------------------------------------------------
Man: Hey, can you jump for me?
Bocker: Give me a reason...
Man: Uhh... I just want to see how those things jump...
Bocker: They jump high...
Man: Can I see then?
Bocker: See what?
Man: See you jump.
Bocker: Why?
Man: Because I want to see how high you can go... (Loses patience)
Bocker: They jump high.
Man: Can I see then?
Bocker: See what?
Man: You jump...!
Bocker: I know alot about jumping... I can jump.
Man: Can I see you jump then?!
Bocker: Why?
Man: AAAHHHH!!! (Tears hair and clothes)

Not that funny... But hope you sort of like it.

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Author Topic: questions people ask you and your witty answers (Read 11115 times)