my sons got a new girlfriend coming around today

[billymaya]

and ive put my purple morphsuit on and a cape and im going to greet her at the door as my alter ego caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptain ribena!!!!!!!!!!!! mhaw ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh) i love embaressing my kids he he he   

[Locky]

could this be on video?

How old is your son?

[billymaya]

he's 14 and his new girlfriend is 15 lol last time i put baby photos of him under my sunvisors on the car and on the way to takin him and his old girlfriend to the cinema i claimed the sunlight was in my eyes and so pulled the visors down and there he was bless him lol

[Jason]

Remember one thing Billy

This is the young man that will continue your Dynasty
But more important he will get to choose your retirement home  

You could be in for a world of hurt in your old age mate  

Jason  

[Locky]

haha loving your style Billy

[Birt]

that is just evil. you do know about karma right? 

[billymaya]

well its one of the perks of the job isnt it being a parent and being able to embarress your kids lol i doubt they will careabout me when im old and decrepid jason ive quite often told them they have to prepare themself for wiping my arse when i get old but they arnt having any of it lol

[Jason]

If he does complain about it mate you could always tell him it could be worse

I got my Black Morphsuit on friday and tried it on needless to say it was not a pretty sight  (I do need to lose weight  )

So it could be me greeting her at the door she wouldn't stop running till she was out of the country 

Wifes only coment was I looked like a shadow (a very big shadow  )

Oh and the beard sticks through it  so I was a black Morph with grey stubble 

Jason