Author Topic: Growing a second bum (Read 10963 times)

Jason · « **on:** May 01, 2007, 11:37:35 PM »

No bocking for me for a couple of days

I fell of the Horse on saturday 20-25 mph 16hands 3in up (thats 5ft 7in)
and I parted company with him and landed on my bum I won't post a pic it's just to horrible (and thats before the accident) it's swelled to almost double and it was big to start with

1 month bocking I havn't hurt myself 37 years riding and I hit the ground regularly
I think bocking is safer

Anyway if anyone is short of a backside I may have a spare if this carrys on swelling

At least it ballances my beer belly out

Can't wait for the bruise

webmaster · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:51:36 PM »

Sounds extremely painful

Wouldnt want to be in your shoes

Get well soon

Pickles · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:43:47 PM »

Ouch!

That must hurt.
Yeah i think bocking is so much more safer than people make it out to be, when i first went on them i was like 'woah im never gonna get used to these, theyre well dangerous' but now there so easy and safe lol

Jason · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:41:24 PM »

Thanks Webmaster

Feeling better today may be back on them for the weekend

akster · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:50:50 PM »

get well soon

Zeph · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2007, 03:53:26 PM »

Nice to see your sense of humor hasn't been damaged

Jason · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2007, 09:07:04 PM »

Only thing that did'nt three weeks and I'm still black and blue and the doc says 8-10 weeks before the swelling will go ( also said I'm lucky to be walking ) but I am allowed to Ride and Bock so long as I don't fall on my back

Ps thanks for the get wells

dragon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2007, 12:55:47 PM »

Hi mate
how you getting on, back up and running i hope

Jason · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:29:59 PM »

check my latest post for an answer

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:19:57 AM »

Jason, can we wrap you up in bubble wrap? LOL

Jason · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:05:24 PM »

Tried that it burst

OriginalTwo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:03:33 PM »

Heheheh horse riding is for GIRLIES! Kidding mate, I gave it up to play rugby more. Get some wonderpants with D3o in, they work a miracle.

webmaster · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:13:28 PM »

I tried horse riding in cape town (first time rider, through sand dunes and the beach) is was a crazy experiance and I definately have respect for horse riders now as its actually harder than it look!

And just imagining falling off one is painfull...

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:27:40 PM »

Wait till you get thrown off one, when it comes to jumping, now that hurts!!

webmaster · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:30:08 PM »

Quote from: Sx Nutta on June 03, 2007, 01:27:40 PM

Wait till you get thrown off one, when it comes to jumping, now that hurts!!

Ouch

Like I said just the thought hurts lol

Jason · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2007, 06:39:09 PM »

I was on a 16 hand 3" ( 5ft 7" to his back so add another 2 ft to his ears )Unruly youngster thats built like conans big brother , bareback ( no saddle so no stirrups and with a snaffel ( very soft bit eg no brakes )
Trying to teach him to change legs at the canter ( fast one approx 20-25 mph )

I did have a helmet on when we parted company my one good move

yeah I agree it is for girlies there much tougher and nastier that us softie boys :

The girlies from the stables once went to a Vandals rugby club do in walton they came back the next day and said rugby players can't keep up bit to quiet for the girls and not enough drink( I think they got thrown out for being to rowdy )

Oh and I know three girls who've had their pelvises split in half after a horse fellover backwards on them and they all still ride ( and I thought I was daft )

you know after writing this I might take up Rugby it might be safer got any openings for a 6 ft 3" 17 stoner past his prime and with a busted wrist

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2007, 06:41:58 PM »

some horse related injuries can by very impressive, all what you need to do, is get back up, and straight back on, and off you go again!!

freakazoid · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:48:24 AM »

when i went on work experiance the farrier who i was with had recently been kicked in the face...nasty

Jason · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2007, 11:46:04 AM »

I agree the wife had a fractured eye socket from the same youngster ( head aches for 6 months just my luck )

and I've lost count of the amount of limps I've had over the years
But you should have seen all the sympathy I got down the stable with this wrist ( none at all

) their a tough bunch
I think the kindest was "accident waiting to happen" ( that was me not the PJ's )

webmaster · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:26:35 PM »

marmalade_teacake · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:22:05 PM »

Quote

Oh and I know three girls who've had their pelvises split in half after a horse fellover backwards on them and they all still ride

oowww! That sounds so painfully wrong..........

Sx Nutta · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:29:20 PM »

Quote from: Jason on June 04, 2007, 11:46:04 AM

I agree the wife had a fractured eye socket from the same youngster ( head aches for 6 months just my luck ) and I've lost count of the amount of limps I've had over the years
But you should have seen all the sympathy I got down the stable with this wrist ( none at all ) their a tough bunch
I think the kindest was "accident waiting to happen" ( that was me not the PJ's )

They are not nice at all!!!! Jason needs sympathy!!!

webmaster · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:49:41 PM »

I have tried of something sympathetic to say

honest I really tried...

Sorry Jason I just can't think

Just one thing thou can you carry a camcoder for when the next one happens

Jason · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:18:01 PM »

If someone wants to follow me round with a camcorder on a daily basis I think they might be able to make a decent living out of selling the footage to you've been framed

And don't worry Naz most people I know run out of sympathetic things to say
( but they never run out of laughter , funny that )

Thanks for defending me Sx Nutta but it's my wife that needs the support I enjoy being picked on

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Author Topic: Growing a second bum (Read 10963 times)