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Offline freakazoid

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2007, 12:40:04 AM »
lol, I just hope that it is not a secret plan to kill you off! lol  ;D


WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN!!!!!...........just joking we love you really lol.....(shifty eyes)  :D
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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM »
The way things go around me there's no way there's any sort of plan  ;)
This is true chaos I know I live here  ;D

All I want is to make it to tomorrow ( forever of course )

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2007, 07:12:35 PM »
im the same my family have me insured

saturday i nearly blew myself across the garden with a gas bar b q and then burnt the hair on one arm on a garden wood burner

i can fire breath safely but its the rest of my life i worrie about

so i know how you feel

ps got to say i love the laughing gas :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2007, 07:13:24 PM »
sorrrrrry mate i for got hows the wrist
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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2007, 08:48:00 PM »
Thanks for asking I've had worse headaches but as I've been kicked in the head by a horse in the past I suppose thats to be expected

Talking about breathing fire I can just about get the wife doing it if I'm stupid enough  ;D
 

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2007, 10:21:08 AM »
as long you do not do anything really, really stupid to get her going!! lol  ;D


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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2007, 04:29:54 PM »
It's so hard not to do stupid things I have a natural gift for it
( act first concider the consequences as they happen to you )

Anyway it's fun ( for other people anyway )

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2007, 05:01:09 PM »
Progress report I got the bandages off tuesday after 2 weeks and the Surgeon has done a really good job

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2007, 09:38:01 PM »
Two questions..

Does it still hurt? and have you brought some wrist guards?

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2007, 09:57:39 PM »
Yes and yes  ;D
or not much and really good/expensive ones  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2007, 09:58:46 PM »
You need to buy the full body armour too  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2007, 12:33:51 PM »
hey just think, youve got your own built in wrist guard now with the metal plate and such :)

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2007, 01:21:06 PM »
why dont you buy one of those air ball things so you never touch the ground and you can still bock (sort of anyway) you can do flips easy just roll around you would never get hurt  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2007, 12:08:05 AM »
It's so hard not to do stupid things I have a natural gift for it
( act first concider the consequences as they happen to you )

Anyway it's fun ( for other people anyway )

Jason you've not been reading my life story !?
Which includes chapters like
Buy a jet-ski then learn to swim
And
Motor biking ,Snake Pass in a snow blizzard !?

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2007, 12:11:11 AM »
bit like me young and stupid but i dont think about the consequence untill im either in a ambulance or mumm is shouting at me

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2007, 06:15:08 PM »
I think my best one so far DK ( and don't laugh ) is shoot myself in the foot ( no shoes ) with an air gun to see if it hurts

Points

1 Don't try this at home kiddies it's not big and it's not cleaver ( downright b***dy dangerous actualy )

2 Yes it does hurt an awful lot ( I limped for days ) ;D

3 If you really absolutely have to try this get someone else to shoot you then the can get more than 3ft away it might hurt less  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2007, 09:28:36 PM »
was that with led pellets

 if so i have to give itto you the prize for not just the most accident prone but the stupidest aswell

weel done jason you deserve it

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2007, 10:18:58 PM »
Thanks adzi I'll add that stupid award to the others I keep winning  ;D

Yes it was a lead pellet and you will have to stand in the queue to call me stupid for that one and it is a long queue  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2007, 12:07:10 PM »
what made you think that  it wouldnt hurt shooting your self with a lead pellet could you not get led poisoning

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2007, 10:52:28 PM »
Well it's a long story but you asked

I was in bed with flu and I had bought the air pistol a couple of days before and not had a chance to try it

Before we go any further it was my own house and the room needed decorating so don't do this at home Parents don't like holes in walls

It was summer and a fly found its way into the room

Yes you guessed annoying fly , gun and a 500 box of wasted slugs

The next hour consisted of load wait for it to land, shoot, miss and start again

Then disaster struck I actualy got it a moment of guilt and then back to boredom

I then had the stupid thought that it wasn't very powerful (hadn't marked the walls much )so I covered my foot with the duvet took aim

When I told my neighbour the next day he said (after he had stopped crying with laughter)
that he had wondered where the scream had come from  ;D

In my defence all I can say Is it seemed like a good Idea at the time  ;D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2007, 12:16:15 AM »
Well this top EVERYONE  :o

I crushed the end of my finger off on a moped chain !  :o

The bike was on it's center stand the keys or in the ignition the engine swtich off. I was cleaning the wheel with my hand through the chain ( ALL the way through ) and I had the other hand on the wheel. My hand turned the wheel and stuck up the motor the chain snagged the cloth and I pulled my arm back out ....
The moped only stopped when about an inch of cloth went into the chain !?  :o

Loads of poeple have run over the feet with cars but how many chop fingers off !?

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2007, 11:32:29 AM »
Ok DK your on  ;D

I was hospitalised once ( 2hr op while awake and watching) due to severing the nerves in my R/H index finger in wait for it

A knife fight over the last bit of cake in the tea room at work

Two of us made a grab for a 15" serated bread knife (you know the one with the teeth about 1/4" apart ) and I got the sharp end

The other bloke had pulled it all the way through my hand by the time either of us realised
I can still feel it rattling along the bone on its way through

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2007, 12:05:15 PM »
Jason that just makes me cringe :-X

I am quite proud to say I've put a swingball pole through my leg though. I wasn't concentrating on what I was doing, rammed it down and next thing I knew it was in my leg :D

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2007, 12:31:10 PM »
just stop it NOW

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Re: Broken Wrist
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2007, 08:41:31 PM »
Sorry Q I forgot your dislike of gore  ;D