I have been reliably informed (if you believe that
) that somewhere in a far flung foreign country there is a mountain called in the local dialect "Yourfingeryoufool" as when the first explorer asked whats that and pointed (well you can guess the rest)
And who can forget the tribe of midgets that live in the long pampass grass called "The F*ckarewe tribe" for of course constantly yelling "were the f*ckarewe" constantly
Without these type of names the world would be a boring place
Ps I kept the name Hoofies because it was like Marmite you either love it or hate it