I've ended up on my a** again just a few bruises this time
I have found a nice fairly quiet ally near work so I can practice at lunch time
I am getting a bit more height now (it's getting scarry) and can bottom out at will on almost every bounce so I thought why not try waving my legs about while I'm up there :
I got a particularly good launch and went into my version of the Bruce lee bit you know bent almost double, legs akimbo, arms spread as far out as poss and waving like mad and a face like I'm chewing nails with a wasp in them (I call it cycling fish-yodeling rhino
Well things were going well and I started thinking about the landing bit that is when I looked down (bl**dy hell thats a long way ) was my first thought, then (why's the ground at a funny angle) Oh sh*t it's me at the angle
Change the trick to "wirling dervish caught in a windmill in a force 10" manage to get both legs somewhere near the bottom and start praying (dam I'm an athiest)
As I found the ground my left leg did a double take and shot off somewhere to be alone and my right tried to follow but no sence of direction went the other way
Last ditch effort both wrists (yes the broken one first what did you expect ) hey the wrist guards work and finally land on my left B*m cheek
Now all that would be bad enought if is wasn't for the fact that the pretty young things from the office that have been gasping in awe for the last week at the old fat man flying through the air wern't all going to lunch just as it happened (I now can't stand giggling)
Laying on the floor thinking it can't get any worse my mobile rings oh well it's the wife "hello dear"
Wife "Hello you sound out of breath are you alright and whats all that laughter"
Me "Eeerrm I just fell off the stilts again"
Wife "Oh are you OK"
Me "Yep I think so"
Wife "Right is there anything you want while I'm out shopping at lunch time"
Me "Some bread for later"
Wife "Ok take care bye"
Talk about sympathy she must be used to me now
Hope you all enjoy reading this more than I enjoyed doing it
