on a lighter note

[Bbmthbloke]

Overheard today 

'dad'

'yes'

'can i have a £'


'what for'

'some chewing gum '   pointing at the vending machine on the wall.

I should point out this was the gents toilets of my local pub ---it was the condom machine

father muttering as he ushered kid out

'youll be chewing them all nite'

[Nero]

ROFL thats class

[aidanh1]

and that was Bbmthbloke's pub life in a nut shell

[magzzie]

well that is funny there is a pub in BSE called the nut shell smallest pub in the world the y have a mummified cat hanging up and money from all over the world on the celling it has a small upstares never been up there though.

~Magzzie~

[aidanh1]

and that was your fav pub

[Bbmthbloke]

does it have a bouncer magssie?

[hybrid_hex]

The smallest pub in the world it in Norfolk, (sorry to dissapoint) and why were you hanging around in the gents???

[gillybert]

In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it   They did larf.

(this was 30 years ago)

GB...

[Dark Knight]

In the same vein, as a kid I was surprised to see a machine selling pots of "Dulux" paint in the pub toilet and told mum & dad about it   They did larf.

(this was 30 years ago)

GB...

What colours did they have ? 

[Dark Knight]

Back in the 1970s, we all had a good s****** at the Durex joke. Australians knew Durex as a brand of sticky tape but elsewhere in the world it was a condom. This created the premise for hilarious stories about cultural miscommunication. You know the kind of thing: Did you hear about the Australian tourist who went into a chemist shop in London and asked for "a packet of Durex, sticky on both sides"?
Or
The Brit in Australia asking for "A roll please " ( DIY  )
"Extra large " (  Show off ! )

http://qbrand.blogspot.com/2007/04/are-your-harpics-showing.html