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Offline Jason

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Officialy a Plonker
« on: November 27, 2007, 10:46:10 PM »
Ok I know you all knew it but over the last few days I have prooved that I am a Plonker (gonna change ny name to Rodney  ;D)

I ordered a new set of PJ's as my springs are a bit weak now with Naz's help I got the lads to fit a set of 120's to some frames as they only had 110's in stock

I waited eagerly for the arrival and on Friday they came opened the box looked at the stilts only to see 6110 on the bottom of the spring Ooh I think I've got the wrong size  :'(

Straight on the phone to PJ and a nice guy called Ian (thanks again Ian) listens to my tale and I suggest just sending the springs back to save a bit on the postage He agrees and off they go on saturday morning  :)

I got a rather puzzeled Ian on the phone today the conversation went some thing like this

Ian "These springs you sent back you want 120's"

Me "Yes Please"

Ian "They are 120's"

Me very confused "But it says 6110 on the bottom"

Ian "Errm it actually says 0119"

Me "Oh I've been a prat again hav'nt I"

Ian "Would you like them sent back "

Me head bowed in shame "Yes please"

I've got to give Ian his due he did'nt say yes to me being a prat and if he laughed I did'nt hear it  ;D

The moral of this story don't only read the manuel make sure it's the right way up as well  ;D

So much for the customer being right and an A1 for Pro-jump customer service

I can already hear you laughing Naz
Say thanks to Ian for being so kind to a stupid old fat man will you

Jason the Plonker
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 10:47:31 PM »
Jason, what are we doing to do with you!!
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 10:53:48 PM »
lol I'm going to send him a link to this  ;D

What are you like  :o

Actually dont worry, you dont have to answer that  :D
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2007, 10:57:01 PM »
ROFL, your the funniet dude jaon.
sound like ummat i could have done, but upide down LOL
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2007, 11:00:11 PM »
Quote from: Sx Nutta on November 27, 2007, 10:47:31 PM
Jason, what are we doing to do with you!!

Look after me, Keep me quiet and keep giving me alcohol and chocolate Sx the wife says that works  ;D

Quote from: webmaster on November 27, 2007, 10:53:48 PM
lol I'm going to send him a link to this  ;D

What are you like  :o

Actually dont worry, you dont have to answer that  :D

If you find out what I'm like Naz be sure to tell me  :-[

Quote from: Nero on November 27, 2007, 10:57:01 PM
ROFL, your the funniet dude jaon.
sound like ummat i could have done, but upide down LOL

Thank god someone else as daft as me thanks Nero  ;)
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Offline Sx Nutta

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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2007, 11:01:56 PM »
Booze and chocolate is always do able!! Go out for a bock, then spend half a day in the pub, lol  ;D
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2007, 11:08:51 PM »
ay, does wonders for the belly too  8)
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 11:10:32 PM »
Quote from: GRS on November 27, 2007, 11:08:51 PM
ay, does wonders for the belly too  8)

True, helps to keep us warm!!! lol
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2007, 11:11:22 PM »
jason, soon enough im sure there will be video to prove the fact im if not as bad, worse than you.
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 11:13:38 PM »
it's going to be great having two plonkers on the site lol  ;D
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2007, 11:45:35 PM »
When you say on the spring  do you mean in black felt tip pen ?
If so my pair says 114, and someone else had 46 on theirs, we where thinking that just was a batch orde number. If they had a problem in the springs production they could check other springs !?
So make that three  :-[
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2007, 11:51:07 PM »
The numbers tend to refer to the weight and softness of the springs!!
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 09:07:07 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
that tale was so funny i think my sides just split. lol still laughing about it now!
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2010, 12:17:07 AM »
LMAO, I know this post is so old but I thought it was worth everyone seeing :P
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2010, 01:54:27 AM »
Lol such a fail of epic proportions
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2010, 08:47:47 AM »
Reminds me of that old 'blond' joke about 710



A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2010, 09:53:07 AM »
LOL
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2010, 12:57:53 PM »
Hehe loving the Oil joke :P although I feel Jason might hurt me a little for bringing this up again :D
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 09:24:35 PM »
Thanks for resurecting this one DC  :Claugh:

Of course I won't hurt you just come over here

Now now don't be frightened  :Cbiggrin: (If I can just get close enough to catch him  :Claugh:)

And why don't you come to London anymore DC we need people like you for the Halloween meet  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Re: Officialy a Plonker
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 09:26:55 PM »
O you will be seeing us all for the Haloween meet :P we have something o so special planned I can PM you the idea, but we wanna keep it on the down low :P
And it is a good post me thinks :P you love it really :D
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