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broken both legs
« on: April 01, 2008, 11:22:23 AM »
yes i have been out this morning and managed to break both legs just above the ankle  it seems, im in hospital at the minute on them stupid screen things, what to do?

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 11:39:35 AM »
Nero, its an April fools joke...
Isn't it?

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 11:42:24 AM »
Has to be, he is lucky though, because If he posted it after 12 it wouldnt count! (how would he be online in the hospital in the x-ray room?? hehe!  :thumbs:


On a lighter note, if he has, oh  :censored:!!!

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 11:44:01 AM »
taht lighter note isn't really lighter  :-[

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:39:12 PM »
ahhh well done hex, first post and i was clocked lol.
differently, both legs, JUST ABOVE THE ANKLE on bocks, seemed to be the best bocking red herring i could think of at the time lulz

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:41:51 PM »
Yea that must be the hardest thing to do ever. Lol I have a realy bad ankle yet i am fine on bocks. Dont have to ever move them hehe.

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 01:08:58 PM »
The only reason I realised it was Aprils fool was I was going to do one myself but I couldn't get to the pc & writting up before midday...

Mine was a bit cruel was going to say the Elites are in stock and the first three to order would get them free :scool:

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 01:10:47 PM »
ooh that is real harsh naz!!! I'm shocked  :o :biggrin:

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 01:17:04 PM »
That would have been so cruel!!!!!!!!

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 01:19:30 PM »
I know...  :nana:

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »
SoulRancher had me going earlier after this text message:-

"Well thats really annoyed me.  You read the 7mallorca website. The event has been cancelled. Bad weather warnings!"

It had me scrabbling for t'internet and checking all the possible websites, bast :censored: d   
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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 01:47:57 PM »
haha that's a great one, his a proper joker him  ;D

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 03:59:15 PM »
I have my own going that is still playing out lol.

people are gonna hate me lol.

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 04:02:13 PM »
no we can go to mallorca   its just u.  The bovine blur tongue outbrake in new forest ---cows cant be exported ;D

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 04:37:31 PM »
My dad had a good one, he texted both me and my mum saying that he and my lil sis got evacuated (he lives right by the thames next to the thames barrier) because there was a tidal surge. He said that he is staying in a hotel all the way up leeds and would call us in the morning to let us know they were ok. Now he sent this at 2.30 this morning and i was asleep, so i wouldnt have got the message until i had woken up. But i would have known that it was an april fools cos me dad is like that. But NO! mum read her text message and got straight on the phone to me in hysterics saying 'there has been a tidal wave and dad and zoe have been evacuated etc etc' now i had just been woken up in the early hours of the morning and started to panic myself, i had a sneaking suspision in the back of my mind that it could have been an april fools joke, but half asleep i got up turned on the telly to watch for news headlines, tried to call me dad but got no answer and then read the text my dad had sent me and mum. Then i clicked. If there was a tidal wave 1. They live on the 9th floor flat on top of a hill, so it wouldnt affect them. 2. Why would they evacuate them all the way up to leeds from london, thats just ridculously far away. and 3. Mum lives a few miles up the road also next to the thames, why wasnt she evacuated? I had been fooled not by my own admission but by my mum who didnt read the text properly. I didnt sleep very well after that cos i was fuming with my mum for waking me up and with my dad for being a little bugger. Im so gonna get him, i dont care if its past 12. Im going to make him suffer, lol. jelly x

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Re: broken both legs
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 04:46:14 PM »
Ohhhh the  :scool: are all coming out to play today  ;D