AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Brendan (NeoNinja)]

We used to get electric shocks from a pinball machine where I lived in Germany. If you put your hand in the right place, and held the hand rail on the stairs next to it you got a similar shock to when you touch a cattle fence. We used to wait for people to lean on the hand rail then touch their hands to give them the shock!  

[magzzie]

i love giving people shocks i shocked my sister with a home built tazer

[Spud]

Home built tazer whatever

[Shyatt]

http://dysan.net/weird/show/693.html i love this one i was on the floor laughing

lol brilliant... proves how much a couple of triple a's can do.

[Spud]

But nothing really happens when you lick them!

[Shyatt]

try licking both ends to make them wet, then hold one end to you tongue and touch the other end with your finger, you can feel a little bit then.
lol
(not that i spend all my time licking batteries) Honestly 

[Spud]

try licking both ends to make them wet, then hold one end to you tongue and touch the other end with your finger, you can feel a little bit then.
lol
(not that i spend all my time licking batteries) Honestly 

it doesnt look that way!!! Numpty! ^^^clicked on home while in chat 3 times in about one min LMAO

[Shyatt]

Well my short term memory isn't too great, and maybe i make the same mistakes over and over
But at least i don't wizz around my classroom on rolly computer chairs over and over....

[hybrid_hex]

Lick the 9V oblong ones, they are much better!!  OO I had a t-shirt made up of the quote of the day(see first post) but changed it to read AMMs (Aircraft Maintenance Mechanics) they are the new baby engineers that know nothing!! lol!

[Shyatt]

Something like this would be even better!
(If you're crazy that is)

[Spud]

Well my short term memory isn't too great, and maybe i make the same mistakes over and over
But at least i don't wizz around my classroom on rolly computer chairs over and over....

Yea well its quite a good little classroom to turn into a racing track. There is a center island and then more tables around the outside...perfect.


And that car batt would certianly make your hair stick up a bit

[Shyatt]

And that car batt would certianly make your hair stick up a bit

Would or did

[Spud]

And that car batt would certianly make your hair stick up a bit

Would or did

WOULD

[Dark Knight]

Gaffer makes a good make shift plaster just reverse a bit over the cut 
And if their yelling out in pain make a good pain killer too ! 
Gag them, stops the pain in your ears 

[magzzie]

remember the golden rule "Silence is Golden and Ductape is Silver"