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Offline Jason

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2008, 07:28:32 PM »
This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in months

By the look on some of the cats faces someone is gonna die later

My favorites are the last one (Noooooo)  and the good little kittys face that is a look that will last

http://emailfromgrandma.com/2008/03/17/washing-cats/

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2008, 07:57:05 PM »
My cat sit out side in the rain and rolls in the mud !?
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2008, 08:54:17 PM »
damn i hate cats, there so damn ugly lmao but those pictures are funny, i must admit it lol
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2008, 09:55:41 PM »
How To Wash The Cat


1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.


















Sincerely, The DOG
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2008, 10:15:42 PM »
Ellis !?
Where you the person I was going to give a left to ?
Cause I'm taking my lovely Kit-Kat instead !?

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2008, 10:41:18 PM »
teehee i love cats really

yours is cute...but mines just a big ball of fluff that just sleeps and eats




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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2008, 10:45:08 PM »
Let you off  :)
Don't know what my cat does apart from eat, seat in a bird feeder and hide in the long grass. She never stays in the house !?
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2008, 10:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Dark Knight on June 30, 2008, 10:45:08 PM
Let you off  :)
Don't know what my cat does apart from eat, seat in a bird feeder and hide in the long grass. She never stays in the house !?

Lol my cat - Timmy isnt realy my cat but he kind adopted us =] so we r happy with him lol he lazes around on our decking most the day in the sun tills hes red hot then 'flops' down on his back in the shade xD then meows at everyone for some food, the when he gets kicked out at 9pm he normall makes a big fus and hisses at eveything but sometimes hes not too bad lol

Mini Ellis xx
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2008, 11:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Ellis on June 30, 2008, 10:48:51 PM
he lazes around on our decking most the day in the sun tills hes red hot then 'flops' down on his back in the shade xD then meows at everyone for some food, the when he gets kicked out at 9pm he normall makes a big fus and hisses at eveything but sometimes hes not too bad lol

Mini Ellis xx

SEE, cats are evil lazy beasts who spawned from the pits of hell!!! Nasty creatures :damnit:
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2008, 11:31:11 PM »
Quote from: PowerJoe on June 30, 2008, 11:28:09 PM
Quote from: Ellis on June 30, 2008, 10:48:51 PM
he lazes around on our decking most the day in the sun tills hes red hot then 'flops' down on his back in the shade xD then meows at everyone for some food, the when he gets kicked out at 9pm he normall makes a big fus and hisses at eveything but sometimes hes not too bad lol

Mini Ellis xx

SEE, cats are evil lazy beasts who spawned from the pits of hell!!! Nasty creatures :damnit:

But if u were a cat i bet u would like to laze around all day and not do much
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Offline Brendan (NeoNinja)

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2008, 01:55:02 AM »
You don't have to be a cat to want to do that. ;)
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2008, 08:24:15 AM »
 We adopted Kit-Kat when is was very very young !
Poor thing must have been born wild or lost soon after birth.
This poor little scrap of a cat would look round for food so I went to the shop for some cat food, it wolf it down  :o
It still not tame, if I'm lucky she may let me get close.
We found out it was a she when she got kittens, the cat shelter took care of her and kittens and we said we'd adopted Kit-Kat.
 See I may look big but I a big softy  :)
 But if you don't like my cat  >:(
 I'll thump you  :biggrin:
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2008, 04:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Brendan (NeoNinja) on July 01, 2008, 01:55:02 AM
You don't have to be a cat to want to do that. ;)

yes but cats dont have owners they have ''staff'' =]

Mini Ellis xx
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2008, 06:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Ellis on July 01, 2008, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: Brendan (NeoNinja) on July 01, 2008, 01:55:02 AM
You don't have to be a cat to want to do that. ;)

yes but cats dont have owners they have ''staff'' =]

Mini Ellis xx

So how much do you get paid then ??? :P
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2008, 07:07:27 PM »
Cat owners don't  get paid in money,we just get lots of love(ecept when we have to scrub him!). See my avatar. That's our little moggy,he's called Splat and he loves lying on his back having his tummy rubbed. He eats,sleeps and then  runs about like an idiot for half an hour before he goes back to sleep again! We've had him for nearly 7 months and we'd not be without him now. Cat's are great animals if you like them. :biggrin: :biggrin:

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2008, 11:01:05 PM »
There are infact 5 times more cat owners than cats in the UK.
This is simply because cats go from house to house and the person thinks they have taken in a stray and "own" it. So when a cat goes in for its yearly vaccinations it probably ends up having 3 over the course of the year when it only needs 1, and is also why you occasionally get cats in for spays... and they've already been spayed :-X

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2008, 11:27:49 PM »
 :haha: If I was given a quid for every time my little feline friend gave me that cute look! I'd give every penny to the RSPCA... What I don't get is how that look couldn't melt the coldest of hearts. There are those who'd see a sack of kittens drowned in a canal instead of  giving them to a loving home...We live in a sad world sometimes.... :'( :'(
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2008, 11:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Nobby on July 03, 2008, 11:27:49 PM
There are those who'd see a sack of kittens drowned in a canal instead of  giving them to a loving home...We live in a sad world sometimes.... :'( :'(
Sadly yes. We had a cat brought into work that's a stray. Sadly, because it had fleas, mites, ticks, diarrhoea, and has been diagnosed with hyperthyroidism, corneal ulcers, feline influenza, and is campylobacter positive, CPL are having a hard time trying to find some to rehome it.
I would as I've looked after it for the past week and he's a great little cat and really sociable... but my mum is allergic to cats :(

He may even end up being put down in the end as there is little more we can do for him if his symptoms get not better. Sorry to completely reverse an otherwise fun and happy thread
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2008, 12:12:14 AM »
If stopping his misery is the only way then so be it.....That's not cruel.... Compassion is what that is....
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2008, 08:28:53 PM »
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary,
and those who don't.

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2008, 10:22:21 PM »
There are 3 types of people in the world

Those who can count
And those who can't

Jason  :biggrin: :Hoofies2:
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2008, 07:33:51 AM »
Cats should be banned!! I'm allergic to the little mangy bags of fur!!!
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Offline PowerJoe

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2008, 05:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Jason on July 14, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
There are 3 types of people in the world

Those who can count
And those who can't

Jason  :biggrin: :Hoofies2:
i love that, its simply brilliant

Quote from: hybrid_hex on July 15, 2008, 07:33:51 AM
Cats should be banned!! I'm allergic to the little mangy bags of fur!!!
and i totally agree with you :biggrin:
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Offline toddy

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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2008, 05:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Jason on July 14, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
There are 3 types of people in the world

Those who can count
And those who can't

Jason  :biggrin: :Hoofies2:
i got another version of that

there is 10 types of people in this world

the ones that can understand binary
and the ones who cant.
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Re: Funny as heck
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2008, 05:53:18 PM »
Toddy  ;) ;D

Quote from: Dark Knight on July 14, 2008, 08:28:53 PM
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary,
and those who don't.
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