Author Topic: Laugh at the Idiot time  (Read 5709 times)

Offline Jason

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Laugh at the Idiot time
« on: April 15, 2009, 10:02:07 PM »
Ok I thought about putting this in the injurys section but it wasn't that serious so settled on here
I am suffering from an alergic reaction to Stored Energy and Stupidity

I am in the middle of designing something (more when its done) and had to test some bungee cord
Now what I needed to know was how much it stretched before it hit the solid spot (no more stretch)

The method of the simple test was to hold both ends of the 2 metre bungee ( doubled up to 1 metre) one end in each hand
while sitting down I hooked the middle of the bungee over my foot and pulled up towards myself untill it stopped stretching

Now a few of you might be thinking that this dosen't sound like a good idea and I now realise this

The bungee slipped of my foot and as I had my hands either side of my head you can imagine the result  :Claugh:

The left side of my top lip and the right side of my bottom lip came up like balloons and both of my cheeks soon followed I've also got a loose tooth (and a loose screw some would say  :Claugh:)
I spent about an hour last night with an ice pack stuck on my face and drinking was hilarious (ever been to the dentist  :Cbiggrin:)

The moral of this story is don't slap yourself in the face with a bungee cord it hurts

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

Offline Archy-G

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 10:13:26 PM »
Wow dear god that sounds like a supid thing to do  :Cbiggrin: :Cerr:
I bet it was funny though lol


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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »
Wow dear god that sounds like a supid thing to do

I don't know about that, it sounds less painful then some of the other things he's done.  Still it does sound very funny though! :Ctwitcy:

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 10:26:08 PM »
lol whats else he done  :Claugh: :Claugh: :Cerr:


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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 10:42:02 PM »

 :Cbiggrin:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 10:44:30 PM »
Hope you are getting better Jason...

I didn't laugh as I read that...

Honest  :biggrin:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 10:47:26 PM »
Hahaha, Jason. You are awesome and hilarious  :Cnotworthy: And you have the guts to post about it...legend  :Cwink:

Laughed so much :)

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 08:38:07 PM »
Thanks for your concern folks the lips are almost back to normal now  :Claugh:

Nice one Sprog that about sums it up

Archy-G I don't know where to begin I have done so many stupid things I loose count  :Cbiggrin: but if you read through all the back posts on here you will find a few good ones

I'm glad that you all got a laugh at my antics at least my pain wasn't in vain  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 08:55:35 PM »
well jason your pain is never in vain

i still have a good little chuckle at you braking your fingure when you didnt even fall over  :Claugh:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 10:08:11 PM »
not again jason
hope your alright mate get better soon - i have a dodgy tooth atm but im not going to the dentist xD
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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 10:09:55 PM »
Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on  :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did

Get along to the dentist Ellis it is never worth waiting  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 10:34:52 PM »
Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on  :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did

Get along to the dentist Ellis it is never worth waiting  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

I know but i have been waiting a couple months since i chipped it on some chocalate its practically come out now xD its tempting to pull it!
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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 07:21:35 AM »
Yep Toddy my wedding ring still won't go back on  :Claugh: good thing I took it off when I did

well i hope it does go back on, cos all thoes women will be after you. so it may be worth it to get a bigger one made, just incase it never goes back down  :Cwideeyed:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 11:53:45 PM »
in barcalona i ran looked back and then ran into a telephone box, :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D


sex and drugs and sausage rolls! :D:D

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2009, 08:39:57 AM »
nincompoop  :Ctwitcy:

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Re: Laugh at the Idiot time
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 09:18:50 PM »
love it haha :p :Cbiggrin: :PJ101John: :Claugh: