I get to wander around Theatre Royal every day as I work there
The other day I walked in on a couple of orcs in full costume having a cup of tea the were chatting and one asked the other where he came from I can't remember where he said but it was somewhere like Oxford
so I said that I thought all orcs came from Newcastle

to which he replied that I dosen't have the same ring as Mount Doom so they keep quiet about it
Talk about a sureal conversation
Your right DK they are not harnessed and they are a really frendly bunch and have given me loads of tips and sympathey about the wrist