Coppers are prats

[Dark Knight]

Sorry if this is long but not everyone in this world likes people to enjoy them selfs !

I've only been on my jumpers for about  week a on thursday a was hold a 7 fence which is on the road side. The old women walk up to me and ask me what I was doing. I told her that I was only held the fence if I lost balance.
 She told me it was her fance and not to  doing it !
 I said fine a have not lent on it after that.
 Her backgarden backs onto MY main road outside MY house. Last night I was outside MY house and in the corner of my eye I notice a black shape at the far side on her open window and monents later it was not there.
 Just now a coppers ( prat in yellow ) came to my house telling me I scaring someone by leaning on her fence. He that think he as good as told me it was her last night. he told me not to do it again 
 How can I not do something again that I'm not doing !
 She says she doesn't would me looking over her fence ... if I look out my front bedroom window I can see it anyway ! Silly old bat 
 COPPERS are PRATS.

[rickbicker26]

send her a letter telling her to pay for a taller fence then  lol

[Dark Knight]

send her a letter telling her to pay for a taller fence then  lol

Because her garden is next to a main road the law states that the hight may not be more the one meter rear gardens ( inclosers ) which have not road contecting to it maybe 2 meter tall. I work for a fence company by the way 

[Jason]

If you want to get back at her your best way is to be super polite to the coppers if they come round and explain calmly that since the first time that she told you not to touch her fence you have not done so

Also say that every time you walk past her house she is curtain twiching and watching you

As it is you road as well as hers you have the right to walk up and down

Don't confront her and if she starts on you walk away and then make an official complaint to the police at the local station (don't call them out )

If she continues to call them they will eventually charge her with wasting police time

Above all If you are overly polite to the average copper and treat him as a human he will normaly take your side (some cantancerous little old ladys know this and use it so just beat her at her own game)

[webmaster]

Good Advise there Jason..

Generally coppers are pretty cool with bockers - but I guess they have to deal with all complaints!

[Dark Knight]

Because of this I'm working on a Video Hand-cam to prove I'm not doing anything.
First video was a bit iffy and the video's on it's side.
Hopefully by the London meet I'll have a Head-cam up and running 

Has for the cop thing, lets say I no my rights !?

[English-tailor]

Dark Knight where are you from?

[Dark Knight]

I live in Boston.
I've just remember this old womens the mother in law of a man who came after me last year with a crow bar 
Some one else call the police and I told them I was not charging him but they should slap his wrist ( tell him he was stupid )
this women said she'd get me back looks like she's trying !

[freakazoid]

well theres only one sencible course of action to do

BURN THE FENCE!!! BURN IT!!!

[Dark Knight]

well theres only one sencible course of action to do

BURN THE FENCE!!! BURN IT!!!

She take her dog on the kids playing field and lets it do, what a dog got to do 
Thing is she doesn't carry a plastic bag with her 
I may have a word with the grounds keeper to keep an eye on her !