Cheesy chatup lines

[aidanh1]

hello all i ent been on here in ages been busy but hey that time in my life were i go out more often and try and pick up some female attention (yes means im not gay)

so i was thinking lets try some cheesy chat up lines

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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if u have any more chat up lines that you think are funny or cheesy post them so i cna add them to my collection for the nights out (btw i dont think ill eva actually use these)

[Greggles]

the old 1s r the best dam girl u must be tired coz u bin runnin round my mined all day

[Athoul]

Some really cheeky ones:


Nice legs....when do they open?

Do you have a mirror in your underwear because i can see myself in them?

Those clothes would look really good in a pile on my bedroom floor

[chocl8]

"Excuse me, heaven just called, they're missing an angel"

"do you have a map?....i keep getting lost in your eyes..."

^^^ classix! ^^^

[Dark Knight]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

I'll bet you £50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

I've load of dirty ones but kids read this site !?

[aidanh1]

lol what like

lets play army men... ill lie down and you blow the hell out of me

[Paul-Self]

i just googled it and got this had 2 post it lol

Does this cloth smell of chlorophorm ?

[PowerJoe]

I might not be the only guy in here. But im the only one talking to you.

[aidanh1]

lol guys have any of you ever used any of these chat up lines and if so what was the response 

[Athoul]

For most of them i'd guess the response would be a hard slap, lol

[Hilly-of-the-Marshes]

i just googled it and got this had 2 post it lol

Does this cloth smell of chlorophorm ?

that or does this taste like rohipnol - very naughty, lol

lol guys have any of you ever used any of these chat up lines and if so what was the response 

my brother went up to this girl once and said "you're dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" - her dad was in prison for theft, much lolz!

[Mini Ellis]

its sad to say but s few guys accually did try to chat me up with lines like thease, oh the funnyness

and another one to add

if you look at your keyboard 'I' and 'U' are together xD

Mini Ellis xx

[Hilly-of-the-Marshes]

its sad to say but s few guys accually did try to chat me up with lines like thease, oh the funnyness

i hope it wasn't the chloroform one

[Greggles]

iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in aint that right hannah

[rickbicker26]

lol. chat up lines wouldnt work with me.

[Hilly-of-the-Marshes]

lol. chat up lines wouldnt work with me.

i know a challenge when i see one, lol (definitely only jokin)

[Mini Ellis]

iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in aint that right hannah

But greg that ONLY works if ur a topless binliner showing off on a hot summer day...

oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]

after buying a £150 pie xD

Mini Ellis xx

[Greggles]

iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in aint that right hannah

oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]

Mini Ellis xx

lol yer u gotta work for your meat ello cheaky

[chocl8]

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?"  

ps, binliner

[Mini Ellis]

iv used a few for a laf but all u realy have to do its throw a bottle of sun cream at them and say your sholders are burning do u want me to rub it in aint that right hannah

oh and then when you next meet them you can get them to push you up one of the biggest hills in bury on your blades cant you greg =]

Mini Ellis xx

lol yer u gotta work for your meat ello cheaky

What meat ?!?!?!?!?  

xD but that was a giggle especially when u called me to see if i was going to the sk8 park and i dnt know who the hell greg was xD and rthen getting them to push you up a hill is good, oh and after that you can bully them into having to lay in while being made breaky =]

oh and you can get them on blades and stilts...win all round xD

Mini Ellis xx

[Mini Ellis]

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?"  

ps, binliner
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i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??


binliner AKA Inliner - blader 

[Jason]

No chat up lines but how about a Proposal line

I need a really good trustworthy Groom to look after my Horses and I can't afford to pay you so will you marry me ?

Jason 

[chocl8]

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?"  

ps, binliner

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" 

ps, binliner

i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??


binliner AKA Inliner - blader 

we can work out our camera angles later hannah

[Mini Ellis]

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?"  

ps, binliner

"excuse me, can i check your knee straps?" 

ps, binliner

i think you should try it chocl8 might just work if you get the camrea angle right eh ??


binliner AKA Inliner - blader 

we can work out our camera angles later hannah

we can indeed we need to get the positions and the wall right first xD

[chocl8]

or our lift