Wow... Just went to my local park and here's the story:
First of all, an angry dog tried to jump on me, but it was on a lead.
Then I saw a boy with Heelys, and he said 'My dad is getting me those on the internet.' Then his mum just said to him, 'No he's not dear.' Then the boy just walked off.
Then a duck hissed at me while all the others were just staring! Yeah, that's right.
Duck's staring at me!
Then I went passed a happy couple, who were strangely whispering to eachother...
I went on the pavement now. No more strange starers... Woops, I forgot all about the cars! Some cars were slowing down trying to see me. Some even turned slightly towards me... Then quite alot of them, when they went passed me, they looked at their mirrors...
Back in the park. Then I went passed some posh old man who mumbled something to me. But then I laughed, sarcastically.
And not only a duck was staring at me, a
dog was also looking at me! Standing still while it's owner was commanding it to follow.
Then I saw two campers. One was talking to the other, unfortunately, the other person was concentrating straight at me.
And then I went to buy some milk. But on my way... A car was driving past... And another
dog was keeping his/her eye on me!
Anyway, after I bought the milk, the shopkeeper came out of the shop. And I was thinking to myself, "I didn't steal anything..." But no, for a different reason. Yup, you guessed it, my PJ's.
Maybe I should go to town now...